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Dwarfbomb
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Member's Local Time Jul 17 2018, 01:01 AM
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Birthday: September 29, 1997
Interests Zoo Tycoon 2, playing the saxophone, singing, voice impressions (I can do Donald Duck, Dobby the House Elf, Gollum, Smeagol, Gingy from Shrek, Pinocchio from Shrek, Yoda, Mickey Mouse, Iago from Aladdin, Timon from Lion King, and much more!!!), memorizing funny animal facts, LOTRO, SWTOR, Star Trek Online, The Legend of Pirates Online, watching funny prank videos and occasionally attempting them on helpless strangers, naming my body parts (all of my fingers and toes have names, as does my belly button), watching tv shows and movies (I'm one of those guys that regularly integrates movie quotes and song lyrics into conversations), complaining about the state of the world in a nihilistic fashion yet all the while remaining internally hopeful, visiting zoos aquariums and theme parks, learning to speak LOTR dwarfish, reading, dressing up as a dwarf for Halloween and the Renaissance festival (the chain mail is made from soda pop tabs.. oh and some advice, never eat a quesadilla with a fake dwarf beard you don't intend to wash), going on nature walks or to the beach, sarcasm, laughing at my own jokes because no one else will, shell and coin collecting, used to be in Boy Scouts (got Eagle), a proud member of the Sasquatch militia, reading conspiracy websites and creating funny conspiracies of my own (koalas are not real), yelling "MEERKATS" at people at the zoo and running away; will become a veterinarian at a zoo one day
Favourite Animal African Elephant
Pets Lil Axyl the Axolotl
About Me Member of ZT2 Roundtable, Maramba, and Zookeeper's Lounge
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"MEERKATS!!!"quote by Dwarfbomb