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Ideal type of life partner
Topic Started: Dec 28 2014, 02:30 AM (6,572 Views)
Thierry Baudet
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Hiddema, pak de kartelschaar

Thanks for explaining that, "TRT group". :)
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ZooLeopard
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Gaia and TRT are in a "complicated relationship"
Edited by ZooLeopard, Jan 1 2015, 09:22 AM.
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Posted Image Azrael
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I'm so sorry, I forgot I had to be politically correct on this site. I was hoping to shed some light so that no one thought you guys were serious since many people were hitting "do not understand" on your posts.

"The individuals known as Jasper, Kevin, Four, Micheal, and Bent were just joking around and weren't be serious, so take their posts with a grain of salt instead of getting upset/confused by them".

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Thierry Baudet
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Hiddema, pak de kartelschaar

Kohana
Jan 1 2015, 09:20 AM
"The individuals known as Jasper, Kevin, Four, Micheal, and Bent were just joking around and weren't be serious, so take their posts with a grain of salt instead of getting upset/confused by them".

Funny, cause I'd have sworn I haven't made a joke in this topic so far.
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Furka
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Why don't we just chill down, instead of pointing fingers at each other like kids ?
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Terrena Laxamentum
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There is always something going on...

Furka
Jan 1 2015, 10:28 AM
Why don't we just chill down, instead of pointing fingers at each other like kids ?
Because its more fun for ME!!



On topic: I find it quite fun when people say these super specific requirements that the mate MUST have in order to be a life partner, especially those who state even a race they prefer, it sounds arrogant and it cracks me up.

Though of course, long term foreign(non-family) human contact is for the weak.

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In all seriousness, my ideal life partner is someone who lets me hold them, caress them. Someone who really loves water, like can't live without being in it all day, though I like those who are really dry too. I would also prefer one who knows how to climb, but that is not an obligation. I'd like someone who is very colorful, and very hungry, like all the time. I like someone who let's me decorate their house, and clean it once in a while. I'd like someone who can put up with another someones crap, quite literally sometimes. I like someone who share their home with others. I'd like someone who always has a smile on their face, even though inside they are probably cursing you out. Lastly, I'd love someone who can make babies with someone else, so I can sell them.






Oh wait, I think I got that. I got my ideal partner, its my hobby!
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dycki1231
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Jasper
Jan 1 2015, 10:24 AM
Kohana
Jan 1 2015, 09:20 AM
"The individuals known as Jasper, Kevin, Four, Micheal, and Bent were just joking around and weren't be serious, so take their posts with a grain of salt instead of getting upset/confused by them".

Funny, cause I'd have sworn I haven't made a joke in this topic so far.
You should say.............until I Took an Arrow in the Knee xD
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Hessel
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- Must accept me as the person I am.
- Must have the same ideas about the world as I have
- Must not pretend to be a person she's not
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Manakel
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The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

*Must be a guy (Sorry, just the way I am)
*I prefer Atheist or other non religious men due to obvious reasons
*I like a nice tan, but I don't require it
*Must be at least two years of age of me
*Must have a muscle tone of my type or better
*Yes looks are a huge part of my relatinships
*Must be able to deal with my aspergers and anxiety issues
*Must be understanding
*Must be hot
*Must take things slow instead of for just jumping into a relationship
*Must at least have a Grade Point Average of 3.5 or higher
*I prefer Blond or Brown Hair
*Must be as tall as me or a couple inches taller
*Must live in the same area of me
*Must go to the same school as me
*Must think telling his friends about me is okay (I'm okay with not telling family as mine is extremely homophobic and I'm not gonna tell them)
I made a list :/
Edited by Manakel, Jan 11 2015, 02:03 AM.
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Sir Kingsley of Pangea
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I have no idea what I am doing

I tried to narrow it down as much as I can:

- Must be a woman
- Must be capable to listen to me rant and talk, and maybe even engage in debates
- Must love cuddles!!!!!!

And, finally, they must be thick-skinned. I am a bit ashamed to say it, but I can be very unintentionally mean. Hopefully she wouldn't mind that.
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Admiral General Aladeen
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Manakel
Jan 11 2015, 02:02 AM
*Must be a guy (Sorry, just the way I am)
Shouldn't have to apologize for that. :)
Edited by Admiral General Aladeen, Jan 11 2015, 01:05 PM.
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CyborgIguana
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It frankly disgusts me that anyone should think they should have to do so.

Anyway for me:
-Must be a female
-It would be nice if she liked paleontology, though it's not required.
-Preferably someone physically attractive by my standards.
-Likes kissing and cuddling.
-Is capable of holding intelligent conversations and/or debates.
-Must be able to cope with my various disorders such as Aspergers, anxiety, depression, etc.
-Doesn't mind the fact that I rant a lot.
-Someone who's ok with not having kids (I'm honestly not sure I want one of those).
-Preferably someone with atheistic/agnostic beliefs.
Edited by CyborgIguana, Jan 11 2015, 02:13 PM.
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hananas59
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Evolving creatures from earth.

I would just like a cool girl, who is friendly and she has to be a bit nerdy, that's all I have to ask. Maybe atheistic, but I don't care if she's religious too, just not too strict. The rest will be good when these requirements are met. ;)
Edited by hananas59, Jan 11 2015, 04:06 PM.
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Fluffs
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Pull my finger!

-Has to be female
-White, Asian, or Latino preferred
-Not too skinny and not too fat (sorry if this is offensive)
-Preferably shorter than me
-Doesn't want children
-Isn't fake
-Prefersbly Agnostic or Atheist, but don't mind really
-Isn't a jerk

I could go on but I'm too lazy.
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Furka
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Admiral General Aladeen
Jan 11 2015, 01:05 PM
Manakel
Jan 11 2015, 02:02 AM
*Must be a guy (Sorry, just the way I am)
Shouldn't have to apologize for that. :)
Unless there's plenty of girls that wanted you :P
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