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| What's your best joke; A place to tell clean jokes | |
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| Topic Started: Feb 23 2016, 01:50 PM (2,232 Views) | |
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Feb 29 2016, 12:43 AM Post #16 |
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There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber... |
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| Phoenix Fox | Feb 29 2016, 05:58 AM Post #17 |
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King of the Punsters, Khaleesi of the Great roundtable, Breaker of Silence, and Father of Puns.
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What can you see on an ocean safari? Spoiler: click to toggle
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| Sergio | Feb 29 2016, 01:12 PM Post #18 |
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sayori best girl
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That's the sealiest joke I've heard |
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| Guilmon | Feb 29 2016, 06:19 PM Post #19 |
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Rob Schneider herp de derp, rated PG-13!
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What did dinosaurs put in their hot dogs? Jurassic pork! |
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| Helryx | Mar 4 2016, 11:48 AM Post #20 |
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What do you mean animals can't talk? Spoiler: click to toggle
Edited by Helryx, Mar 5 2016, 11:45 AM.
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| Francis | Mar 15 2016, 09:48 PM Post #21 |
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Give me all the bacon and eggs you have
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I have a good idea... |
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Mar 21 2016, 04:42 PM Post #22 |
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Have you heard the one about the boxer with amnesia? Spoiler: click to toggle
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| Guilmon | Mar 21 2016, 08:11 PM Post #23 |
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Rob Schneider herp de derp, rated PG-13!
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A man is walking home alone late one foggy night... when behind him he hears: Bump.... BUMP... BUMP.... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him. FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on his heels, the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and, The coffin stops. |
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| Anas Platyrhynchos | Mar 21 2016, 11:45 PM Post #24 |
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The Quacky Canine
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What happened when Carnotaurus went to the Theropod Convention? Spoiler: click to toggle
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| Sergio | Mar 22 2016, 07:38 PM Post #25 |
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sayori best girl
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just look at my member title. |
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