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Topic Started: Mar 5 2013, 11:20 PM (694,694 Views)
TheToastinator
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A piece of toast and a terminator.

Batty
Nov 27 2015, 10:23 PM
TheToastinator
Nov 27 2015, 07:02 PM

4. I tried to punch a turtle
I'm dying.
I can't stop laughing.
What really happened was I tried hitting the giant turtle for his meat, and his turtle friend comes up and the two giant turtles fight me.
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Burns
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King of Lemurs

I can't help but to think with a dirty mind while reading that comment xD
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Once again part of the ZT2 Community.

TheToastinator
Nov 27 2015, 11:49 PM
Batty
Nov 27 2015, 10:23 PM
TheToastinator
Nov 27 2015, 07:02 PM

4. I tried to punch a turtle
I'm dying.
I can't stop laughing.
What really happened was I tried hitting the giant turtle for his meat, and his turtle friend comes up and the two giant turtles fight me.
Never underestimate the Carbonemys, especially mate-boosted ones.
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TheToastinator
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A piece of toast and a terminator.

Spinosail
Nov 28 2015, 12:31 AM
TheToastinator
Nov 27 2015, 11:49 PM
Batty
Nov 27 2015, 10:23 PM
TheToastinator
Nov 27 2015, 07:02 PM

4. I tried to punch a turtle
I'm dying.
I can't stop laughing.
What really happened was I tried hitting the giant turtle for his meat, and his turtle friend comes up and the two giant turtles fight me.
Never underestimate the Carbonemys, especially mate-boosted ones.
I thought they were Miolania at first. :P

And now I know to never punch a turtle.

DEATH LIST 2-

1. Brontosaurus
2. Attacked a Triceratops. Multiple times.
3. Fought off 2 raptors in the ocean. Megapihranas killed me.

CLOSE ENCOUNTERS-

Blindly killed a Dilophosaurus with a pick axe.
Swimming away from a carnivore. I reached the continental shelf and saw a Megalodon.

As you can see, I'm CLEARLY the best player in the game.
Edited by TheToastinator, Nov 28 2015, 02:14 AM.
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Jules
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Mihi est imperare orbi universo

Burns
Nov 27 2015, 11:52 PM
I can't help but to think with a dirty mind while reading that comment xD
I didn't... Since the chances of me being too innocent to understand are close to zero, it's probably an analogy I don't know. Care to explain? :D
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Burns
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King of Lemurs

You'll learn when you're older child.
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Flower
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eternal finessé

Ugh, it's freezing here.

And I wonder when actual winter falls the the temperature drops to 10 degrees or so. It's like 20.
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Jules
Nov 28 2015, 02:19 AM
Care to explain? :D
Well you see when a mommy feral hog and a daddy feral hog love each other very much,
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Edited by Admiral General Aladeen, Nov 28 2015, 01:09 PM.
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TheToastinator
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A piece of toast and a terminator.

I memorized the song All Star. :P

On a completely unrelated note, I now know the pain of stabbing my hand with a push pin.
Edited by TheToastinator, Nov 29 2015, 11:47 AM.
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Batty
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NOM NOM

TheToastinator
Nov 29 2015, 12:36 AM
I now know the pain of stabbing my hand with a push pin.
Ouch.
____

I'm not feeling so good after coming home from my grandma's house. I think it was because there was too much food. (Especially too much sugar.)
Edited by Batty, Nov 29 2015, 12:43 AM.
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TheToastinator
Nov 28 2015, 02:13 AM

DEATH LIST 2-

1. Brontosaurus
2. Attacked a Triceratops. Multiple times.
3. Fought off 2 raptors in the ocean. Megapihranas killed me.

CLOSE ENCOUNTERS-

Blindly killed a Dilophosaurus with a pick axe.
Swimming away from a carnivore. I reached the continental shelf and saw a Megalodon.

As you can see, I'm CLEARLY the best player in the game.
•As soon as you are in a river with piranhas, get the heck out.
•Brontosaurs, don't even try.
•Trikes, at least have some sort of armor, and make sure the trike is alone. If it's not, it's probably gonna be mate boosted and/or they'll team up on you.
•Raptors are plain annoying.

You do not know the voracious killer known as the Meganeura, or the colony of plain annoying Titanomyra.

And be wary of the legendary danger known as the Compsognathus.
Edited by Spinosail, Nov 29 2015, 01:15 AM.
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Burns
Nov 27 2015, 11:52 PM
I can't help but to think with a dirty mind while reading that comment xD
Just some Super Mario stuff ....... (x

Punching the turtle till death xD
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TheToastinator
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A piece of toast and a terminator.

Died again. I underestimated the power of a Level 521 Super Turkey.

(Also, does anyone know how to get ARK to stop lagging horribly?)
Edited by TheToastinator, Nov 29 2015, 02:51 PM.
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I have no problem with lag but make sure your anti aliasing is turned off and turn down the graphics. The game is a killer for your computer. I run it on like medium but like skyrim I can run on ultra?

I'm just starting on the game! I have been enjoying Dying Light...new zombie game were you climb on everything.
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A piece of toast and a terminator.

Rezcall
Nov 29 2015, 04:39 PM
I'm just starting on the game!
Whatever you do, DO NOT punch these animals-

Carbonemys (Giant turtle thing)
Triceratops (Don't even hit it with a pickaxe)

Never. EVER. Punch this-

The Super Turkey. Not to be underestimated.
Edited by TheToastinator, Nov 29 2015, 04:42 PM.
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