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Topic Started: Mar 5 2013, 11:20 PM (695,074 Views)
Furka
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Sorry for that, Stephen. Maybe you could try with the Reversed Mantis.

Examining the Ginkgo leaf I collected today.
I may have walked past that tree dozens of time without realizing it was one of the species I really wanted t osee.
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Burns
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King of Lemurs

Reverse Mantis! LOL
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Captain Phasma
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Captain of the First Order and Boba Fett 2.0

Does reverse mantis mean that the male eats the female's head...
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Burns
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King of Lemurs

I believe it does mean that.
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Stephen
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Stuck on Earth

I like the reverse mantis idea.
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Jules
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Mihi est imperare orbi universo

Do it and take pictures, please.
Or take her flying and crash in her glider.

In all seriousness, sorry that she has been cheating on you :/ As ZC said, just move on.
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Stephen
Dec 6 2014, 05:39 PM
So has anyone a grand idea how to breakup with my cheating girlfriend? I feel like just punching her in the face Monday but that's not elegant enough.
holy S**** I momentarily mistook you for Murdock and thought you were going to punch Kohana in the face D:

Anyways, only 3 days left of school for the year, then HELLLLO summer! :D :D I planned to go to a good friend's house and properly educate him in the ways of the real James Bond (Sean Connery), none of this "Skyfall" nonsense :P
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Jules
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Mihi est imperare orbi universo

izzibob
Dec 6 2014, 11:39 PM
I planned to go to a good friend's house and properly educate him in the ways of the real James Bond (Sean Connery), none of this "Skyfall" nonsense :P
Don't forget all the others which fit in the same canon ;)
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Kaleb
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Zebrasorus is teh best evur11

Stephen
Dec 6 2014, 05:39 PM
So has anyone a grand idea how to breakup with my cheating girlfriend? I feel like just punching her in the face Monday but that's not elegant enough.
Oh, I have an idea! Fly Furka to Belgium (or her to Italy if that's more convenient for you) and have him eat her. Then you never have to think about her again. xD

Seriously though, I would follow Ignacio's advice.
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I am Iron Man

Watching Ohio State kick the living crap out of Wisconsin in the Big 10 Championship game. GO BUCKS!!! :D
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Trying to process a certain... surprise my zoo animals decided to leave me.

Cute surprise, but COMPLETELY unexpected...
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izzibob
Dec 6 2014, 11:39 PM
Stephen
Dec 6 2014, 05:39 PM
So has anyone a grand idea how to breakup with my cheating girlfriend? I feel like just punching her in the face Monday but that's not elegant enough.
holy S**** I momentarily mistook you for Murdock and thought you were going to punch Kohana in the face D:

Anyways, only 3 days left of school for the year, then HELLLLO winter! :D :D I planned to go to a good friend's house and properly educate him in the ways of the real James Bond (Sean Connery), none of this "Skyfall" nonsense :P
Fixed it for ya ;)
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Starting the mountain of paperwork I let accumulate over the course of my shift in the hopes that it would help pass the time for the 2 hours I have left.

/ugh, 12 hour shifts.
//ugh, entering Christmas peak season while working for a cargo airline
///ugh, pilots are such princesses, it's gross. just shut up and fly the dang airplane, you overpaid truck driver.
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Drax
Dec 7 2014, 02:19 AM
izzibob
Dec 6 2014, 11:39 PM
Stephen
Dec 6 2014, 05:39 PM
So has anyone a grand idea how to breakup with my cheating girlfriend? I feel like just punching her in the face Monday but that's not elegant enough.
holy S**** I momentarily mistook you for Murdock and thought you were going to punch Kohana in the face D:

Anyways, only 3 days left of school for the year, then HELLLLO winter! :D :D I planned to go to a good friend's house and properly educate him in the ways of the real James Bond (Sean Connery), none of this "Skyfall" nonsense :P
Fixed it for ya ;)
You think that I could just cheat on Murdock? ):

Nah, I'm kidding. This gave me a pretty funny laugh though, both the mistake and then the image of James trying to punch me in the face.
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Stephen
Dec 6 2014, 05:39 PM
So has anyone a grand idea how to breakup with my cheating girlfriend? I feel like just punching her in the face Monday but that's not elegant enough.
Woah... just saw this in KM's post. That sucks, man... I was cheated on years ago (but the relationship was already fizzling out, so I didn't really care that much... it was just a "for fun" thing and not a serious relationship), and my current boyfriend had his heart broken by the ex before me. They were together for 6 years, through the death of his mom, and she cheated on him with "the hot guy" from work. When he finally confronted her about it, her reasoning was that she didn't think she'd ever get the opportunity to hook up with someone that good looking ever again (so double points for making him feel shitty about his appearance). They were living together at the time, so the whole thing dragged on and on while she moved her stuff out. She ended up dating the guy from work for about a year, then had to get a restraining order on him because he beat her so bad she went to the hospital (they're both nurses as well, so... quite a catch).

Anyway... it sucks now, in the moment, but eventually you'll move on. There may be some lingering resentment (there still is for my boyfriend), but it won't burn as hot as it does now. I'd confront her, tell her that you know she's cheating, and just tell her that it's over. No arguments, no explanations. It's just over and she should stay the eff away from you.

Sorry for the bad luck, Stephen. I'll never understand why people cheat rather than just control themselves or break up with their current partner and start a new relationship or casual thing (whatever) with a clean slate. Maybe it's some kind of thrill-seeking? I dunno. I don't really want to try to rationalize the behavior. Blegh.
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