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| Topic Started: Mar 10 2013, 08:50 AM (1,155 Views) | |
| Jules | Mar 10 2013, 08:50 AM Post #1 |
Mihi est imperare orbi universo
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Was inspired by Danny and decided to post my totally boring and uninteresting life. Might also do other boring and uninteresting things. My name is -go to the left and read in the section "Real Name"- and I was born in Trier, Germany, on the 16th of Decembet 1998, from a French-Vietnamese mom and a German dad, who met in Israel. My mom was a non-practicing catholic, although most of her family was Buddhist, and my dad is a protestant. For my part, my sister is a practicing catholic and I'm of no precise religion -which means I believe there is something above, which created evolution and DNA and everything, but doesn't really cares about us-. To guide me in life I use elements of Judaism, Islam, Buddhism and Christianism. My birth was a hard one - umbilical cord around the neck, and I was already late. I should've been born on the 6th of December. Nine days later, I got a bronchitis and the doctors didn't know I was going to live. Recovered though, as you can guess. When I was 6 months old, my family moved to Southern France, where we had family. I grew up in a large house in Nice, with a great garden. When I was in the small school (dunno how it is called in English, but two years before 1st Grade) my professors discovered I had already learned to read and write alone, at three, and made me skip the grade before 1st Grade. I so became the youngest student in my school. As a child, I loved animals, especially dinosaurs and ants, and cacti and carnivorous plants - and trains. I could spend entire hours reading books about animals or trains, or sitting in my garden and watching ants carry the bits of bread I gave them. I also played with wood trains for a long long time. When I was one and a half (yes, I don't respect the order) I got a little sister. She was born on a beautiful summer day in Nice and was a very big and healthy child, unlike me. I can say I am responsible for educating her not to run after pigeons, not eating legos (once I had to pick one out from her mouth). I was a very good student in my early school years. In the second grade my professor realized I was completely bored and made me pass a test. I then finished the year in 3rd grade. By the spring holidays, we were in Germany and my dad was carrying my sister on his bike when she fell and broke her leg. We got a dog to consolate her, a dog which was to become the fifth member of the family and my most faithful friends - the only one which was always there when I got a problem. The dog is currently here, sleeping on my ded and responsible for the horrible fart smell which currently makes my bedroom impossible to live. When I was 7, in Juny 2006, we moved to Monaco. I got to a public school for my last primary year, and there we had Cateschism. It was obligatory for all non-religious and Christian students, so I had to go. The prayers at the beginning of each class instantaneously rebuked me, and it was my first and last year of Cateschism. I forgot to mention I practiced Judo. In the 5th grade I had my last year and I got 2nd to a regional competition. Gotta go now, this will get finished later. |
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| Jules | Mar 13 2013, 04:29 PM Post #2 |
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I'm too lazy to continue talking about myself  Feel free to ask questions to me about my clothing, the size of my bed, the economical French problems, the square root of 54545456232 and such.
Edited by Jules, Mar 14 2013, 07:14 AM.
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| Uolym | Mar 13 2013, 05:44 PM Post #3 |
 
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It is nice to know more about you, buddy! |
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| CRG | Mar 14 2013, 07:13 AM Post #4 |
Mr. 1859
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I'm gonna ask the square root thing. |
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| Jules | Mar 14 2013, 07:15 AM Post #5 |
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The square root of 5454545623² is 5454545623. And if my calculator can be trusted, the square root of 5454545623 is 73854,895728042294758894566448188. |
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| zookeeper12190 | Mar 14 2013, 06:10 PM Post #6 |
 
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Yay!  I'm not the only one who likes trains!
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| Jules | Mar 16 2013, 02:42 AM Post #7 |
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YAY So I have a new personal motto : YODO. You live everyday. You only die once. |
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| Jules | Jun 4 2013, 02:48 PM Post #8 |
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I should probably update this with the fact I can do Origami and take requests  And has anyone got questions ?
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| CRG | Jun 4 2013, 04:01 PM Post #9 |
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Can you make a fat man? |
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| Jules | Jun 4 2013, 04:44 PM Post #10 |
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Yeah, it should be okay for tomorrow. |
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Jun 4 2013, 06:41 PM Post #11 |
Pull my finger!
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What breed is your dog? 
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| Sheather | Jun 4 2013, 06:42 PM Post #12 |
Thank you for the set, Azrael!
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Have you ever pet an emu? |
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| Jules | Jun 5 2013, 09:14 AM Post #13 |
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@Fluffy : She's a Spaniel crossed with a German Shepherd. Has the colours and the ears of the first one, the body shape, fur and temperament of the second one. DAWWWW. @Sheather : Yes, at my local zoo. |
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| Francis | Jun 5 2013, 09:18 AM Post #14 |
Give me all the bacon and eggs you have
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Why do people call you crooky ? |
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| Jules | Jun 5 2013, 09:36 AM Post #15 |
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 Here. They know I have this reaction. |
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