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The Crooked Diaries.
Topic Started: Mar 10 2013, 08:50 AM (1,159 Views)
Jules
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Mihi est imperare orbi universo

Was inspired by Danny and decided to post my totally boring and uninteresting life. Might also do other boring and uninteresting things.

My name is -go to the left and read in the section "Real Name"- and I was born in Trier, Germany, on the 16th of Decembet 1998, from a French-Vietnamese mom and a German dad, who met in Israel. My mom was a non-practicing catholic, although most of her family was Buddhist, and my dad is a protestant. For my part, my sister is a practicing catholic and I'm of no precise religion -which means I believe there is something above, which created evolution and DNA and everything, but doesn't really cares about us-. To guide me in life I use elements of Judaism, Islam, Buddhism and Christianism.

My birth was a hard one - umbilical cord around the neck, and I was already late. I should've been born on the 6th of December. Nine days later, I got a bronchitis and the doctors didn't know I was going to live. Recovered though, as you can guess.

When I was 6 months old, my family moved to Southern France, where we had family. I grew up in a large house in Nice, with a great garden. When I was in the small school (dunno how it is called in English, but two years before 1st Grade) my professors discovered I had already learned to read and write alone, at three, and made me skip the grade before 1st Grade. I so became the youngest student in my school.

As a child, I loved animals, especially dinosaurs and ants, and cacti and carnivorous plants - and trains. I could spend entire hours reading books about animals or trains, or sitting in my garden and watching ants carry the bits of bread I gave them. I also played with wood trains for a long long time.

When I was one and a half (yes, I don't respect the order) I got a little sister. She was born on a beautiful summer day in Nice and was a very big and healthy child, unlike me. I can say I am responsible for educating her not to run after pigeons, not eating legos (once I had to pick one out from her mouth).

I was a very good student in my early school years. In the second grade my professor realized I was completely bored and made me pass a test. I then finished the year in 3rd grade. By the spring holidays, we were in Germany and my dad was carrying my sister on his bike when she fell and broke her leg. We got a dog to consolate her, a dog which was to become the fifth member of the family and my most faithful friends - the only one which was always there when I got a problem. The dog is currently here, sleeping on my ded and responsible for the horrible fart smell which currently makes my bedroom impossible to live.

When I was 7, in Juny 2006, we moved to Monaco. I got to a public school for my last primary year, and there we had Cateschism. It was obligatory for all non-religious and Christian students, so I had to go. The prayers at the beginning of each class instantaneously rebuked me, and it was my first and last year of Cateschism. I forgot to mention I practiced Judo. In the 5th grade I had my last year and I got 2nd to a regional competition.

Gotta go now, this will get finished later.
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Francis
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Give me all the bacon and eggs you have

I just wanted to see that again :3
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Tyranachu
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Nerdasaurus

Why "Crookedjaw"?
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Furka
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Crookedjaw
Jun 5 2013, 09:36 AM
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Here. They know I have this reaction.
Crook eat a snickers
*why ?*
Because you turn into a crazy derp when you're hungry.
Better ?
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Jules
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Mihi est imperare orbi universo

Though I hate cats (like, I really want them to go extinct on TF), I love the warrior cats series. And CJ/Crookedstar is just my favorite character. I'm so glad he got a book for himself.
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Bigwhale
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So if you hate cats, Why do you have a cat sig at Gaia once xD ? No, really, I thought you're a cat lover, but now I know that you're not from the Cats Vs Dogs Topic xD
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Sheather
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Thank you for the set, Azrael!

..hate cats? :(

You sir, make me sick.

You should, however, because NeoTerra has a ton of cats and we need to be different from you.

And emus are so awesome! They're so fluffy.
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Jules
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Mihi est imperare orbi universo

Because CJ is a tabby cat ;)
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