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Dreams
Topic Started: Mar 16 2013, 09:50 PM (16,008 Views)
Elephas Maximus
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In one dream, I discovered a small pride of ferret-sized pygmy lions, happily resting after the hunt.
The first reaction was collecting a specimen asap... so I grabbed the male (fits in one hand) and torn his head off (crrrunch! sorry Simba fans), then pulled the head's skin away and cleaned the skull under running water, with no tools but fingernails.
By the weird jelly-like sensation of head's soft tissues (no muscle fibers, no blood) and perfectly shaped, smooth-surfaced white bones (this indicated there's no bone marrow or blood vessels inside), I came up to conclusion that those lions were artificially-created animals, so there was nothing wrong in killing one. But by this moment other pygmy lions run away or just hidden well :)
Edited by Elephas Maximus, Jan 29 2014, 04:33 PM.
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CyborgIguana
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I feel a need to hide all lions from you now, Elephas. xD
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Captain Phasma
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Apparently being a taxidermist/whatever Elephas is can give you some pretty graphic, yet awesome dreams....... anyway, I had a dream Miley Cyrus got arrested to being naked in public, and died while she was in prison.
Edited by Captain Phasma, Jan 30 2014, 05:28 PM.
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Admiral General Aladeen
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I dreamed that during a trig test this disgusting rhamphorynchus-opossum hybrid that was drooling excessively burst in through the door. It flew up into the air and was swooping down and knocking books off the shelves and then it began biting people. Then the disgusting thing slammed into the window, broke it, and escaped. I followed it as it began flying towards this halfway built house and began attacking the guy building it. In my dream I saved the day by clubbing it over the head with a 2x4 right before I threw it into a wood chipper.

Needless to say it was pretty horrifying.
Edited by Admiral General Aladeen, Jan 30 2014, 06:10 PM.
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Furka
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we should make a Spam Forum beast out of that.
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Elephas Maximus
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The ZT3 is haunting my dreams again.
This night I dreamed of buying an used XBOne for a half-price, with some games pre-installed including new ZT... and somehow managed to plug it in my laptop instead of TV... but woke up as soon as it loaded completely, I only seen the zoo entrance :(
Edited by Elephas Maximus, Feb 2 2014, 06:42 AM.
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Flower
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eternal finessé

Yeah those dreams, where you are soooooooooooooo close to seeing the thing you really want to see, even in a dream, but you wake up at the critical moment, are the most annoying.
Edited by Flower, Feb 2 2014, 11:07 AM.
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Elephas Maximus
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Also it may be fun to realize you're dreaming so you can kill everyone ;)
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Tyranachu
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Jan 22 2014, 02:33 PM
This really reminds me of Mockingjay :P
Spoiler: click to toggle

...That's seriously weird, since I haven't even read that book... O.o
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Captain Phasma
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I had a Zoo Tycoon dream, but it's not the Zoo Tycoon you think. It was sort of like an RPG, Zoo, adventure game. One of you guys (Philly, Furka, Crookedjaw, or TR2 I can't remember) were at the top of a catwalk that led into a large cave. A deinosuchus was swimming inside. Me and someone else, I think TR2, had to swing across and through the cave by holding onto the bottom of the mesh catwalk. Sheather put a notification on the top of the board saying TR2 and Aardvark727 were going into the cave. We started swinging inside and all of the sudden, my dad woke me up to go to church. Nevertheless, it was an awesome dream!
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CyborgIguana
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That sounds interesting, I'd definitely play a game like that! I assume it was multiplayer since you were playing with Sheather, philly, Crook, and TR2.
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Mathius Tyra
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At the millitary camp. One night I dreamed that a gigantic Hatzegoptryx interupted our training in the middle of the plain we usually went to and ate one of a very strict trainer....



What a nice dream!
Edited by Mathius Tyra, Feb 3 2014, 05:52 AM.
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Elephas Maximus
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Had a weird dream tonight.
I was in the natural history museum and revived two old mounted animals (possibly of extinct species) - one was a marsupial, looking like a melanistic sugar glider, and another was a small bird, possibly some species of rail, brown-colored and with reduced wings.
Those small animals weren't attached to any support, so I just took them one by one and held with 2 hands, concentrating...
...and there came an amazing feeling of tiny muscles reappearing under the skin that became soft & warm...
I released the animals with words kinda 'may thou roam the Earth forever' (implying that the creatures are invincible now?)
Also there were some amazing specimens in that museum, from which I remember a giant eagle owl (1 meter long) and a mounted ungulate, resembling a hornless rhino with lithe body and grey hairless skin. This species was able to shed its horn, so there was a glass case with rhino itself (1,8 meter high) and its horn exhibited near, at head's level. The horn's structure was resembling a pad at its base, being widened to cover more skin surface, and the horn's top looked like that of a great one-horned rhino.

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Feb 2 2014, 11:06 AM
Yeah those dreams, where you are soooooooooooooo close to seeing the thing you really want to see, even in a dream, but you wake up at the critical moment, are the most annoying.
This is the end result of 99% of my dreams tbh.

I assume this is a result of the brain highlighting what you desire most within the dream yet as you can't obtain it in reality, you can't obtain it in the dream also.

Crazy how the mind works :')
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Captain of the First Order and Boba Fett 2.0

I had a dream Aayla Secura went on a rampage in the Jedi Temple and tried to kill Anakin.
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