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| Topic Started: May 8 2013, 09:25 PM (27,055 Views) | |
| Phoenix Fox | Jun 8 2015, 08:40 AM Post #211 |
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King of the Punsters, Khaleesi of the Great roundtable, Breaker of Silence, and Father of Puns.
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tbh I actually learnt what a fennec fox was, then it grew on me haha |
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| Murphs | Jun 24 2015, 11:03 PM Post #212 |
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1. You don't find fossils. You find fossilized pieces of animals. (ew?) 2. Plant-eaters can't eat plants. 3. Zookeepers cannot get to certain animals if said animals are slightly lower than ground level. 4. When killed, all species become the same carcass. 5. Animals are not amusing. |
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| DRAGON-unit911 | Jun 25 2015, 12:25 AM Post #213 |
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The Stalker
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Guests come in zoo to sit and to go to bathrooms A peafowl can scare the visitors. A gazelle will not run when cheetah is stalking it. Baby birds hatch from eggs even when no parent is hatching eggs. |
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| Kaleb | Jun 25 2015, 12:47 AM Post #214 |
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Zebrasorus is teh best evur11
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That apparently, I don't know how to swim.
Edited by Kaleb, Jun 25 2015, 12:53 AM.
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Jun 25 2015, 01:00 AM Post #215 |
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The offspring of two different species will be the maternal parent's species. |
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Jun 25 2015, 01:10 AM Post #216 |
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I learned that it can be such a peaceful moment, until someone controlling the world decides to flood the place or cause an earthquake. Please don't tell me I'm the only one who does this.
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| LC Creations | Jun 25 2015, 03:39 AM Post #217 |
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1. I learned that people faces are blurry! 2. Also that guests randomly appear in exhibits and scream which causes the other guests to scream Or the guest is on the outside of the cage when there is no broken fence and the guest is screaming for no reason then the whole zoo starts screaming. 3. In challenge mode, famous people are treated like normal people. 4. Elevated paths can float in mid air. 5. There are so many people In your zoo, but they all look alike. 6. Guests don't enter a zoo unless there's an entrance. Edited by LC Creations, Jun 25 2015, 03:52 AM.
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| dycki1231 | Jun 25 2015, 08:27 AM Post #218 |
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without a complete cage, even the animal is direct on visitor front, they cannot see anything~ |
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| Moi | Jun 25 2015, 08:30 AM Post #219 |
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لماذا ؟؟
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I learn that galapagos doves, eaurasian jays,green peafowls and blue jays are devilish creatures that will rip out your organs |
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Jun 25 2015, 10:12 AM Post #220 |
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Aurora Designs Member
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1 a peafowl is more scary than a T-rex 2 little kids have just too much money with them 3 zookeepers are too lazy to do anything 4 zoo entrances change in seconds 5 splashing water is dangerous this game is funny
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Jun 25 2015, 11:52 AM Post #221 |
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I'm not sure if this refers to the herbivores in game eating actual foliage but they indeed can.
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| Murphs | Jun 25 2015, 12:22 PM Post #222 |
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Alright, fine, then they can, but apparently they'd still rather starve than eat it.
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| Hornchief | Jun 25 2015, 02:51 PM Post #223 |
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I learned... 1. Animals cannot eat from food dishes. 2. Zookeepers sit down so much I think they have a back problem and need a chiropractor badly. 3. People are either afraid of a caged beaver or circle around a tyrannosaurus rex for no good reason. 4. It doesn't matter whether your in Rio or Beijing, all zoo visitors and staff members are either white or black. 5. Every forest has only 5 trees, some bushes, a handful of rocks, no dead leaves, and a tiny pond. 6. A pink ball can cure an elephant of cancer. 7. 3 dozen types of dinosaurs and other extinct species lived in this one acre of land ironically where the zoo stands now. 8. People would rather throw their garbage on the ground than in the trash can 2 feet away from them. 9. Animals like elephants, primates, and dolphins automatically; right from the womb, know how to paint peanuts and do tricks. 10. Every animal has the same sized ribcage. 11. You can "clean up" poo by racking it. 12. You have the money to re-create dinosaurs yet don't have the money to buy over an acre of land. 13. People wear the same clothes and have the same exact faces as each other. 14. Elephants are comfortable within a tiny exhibit but a koala isn't. 15. You can terraform a desert into a tundra and not have to worry about controlling the humidity or other factors in the environment. 16. Any animal can fit inside the same small wooden box. 17. You can rebuild an entrance or build any building in 0.5 seconds. 18. People and animals hate EVERYTHING!!! Best game ever 10/10
Edited by Hornchief, Jun 25 2015, 02:55 PM.
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| MightyFan217 | Jun 25 2015, 11:37 PM Post #224 |
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OH YESSS!
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That in the original game, practically every large scale animal from either DD or MM were fricking Daikaiju in terms of their size compared to a guest, whereas in ZT2, the same animals that reappear in MM or EA (and DD) are fricking tiny in comparison to their former incarnations in the franchise.
Edited by MightyFan217, Jun 25 2015, 11:38 PM.
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| Komodo | Jul 15 2015, 08:47 PM Post #225 |
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Varanus komodoensis
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People who visit zoos have severe cases of mysophobia. They have magical pockets to store photos, huge stuffed animals and dinosaur bones, but if they have garbage in their hands they will throw it to the ground if there isn't a trash can nearby. One of the primary requirements to be a zoo director is to take photographs of people. Vehicle horns must contain chloroform or sedatives, as any animal that sleeps on a road will not be awaken by the horn, but continue to sleep. There are human settlements with their own 5-star zoos in Antarctica. People will complain about the lack of dessert carts even if cotton candy is more expensive than a Ferrari. Edited by Komodo, Jun 8 2018, 12:11 AM.
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