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Things you "Learned" from ZT2
Topic Started: May 8 2013, 09:25 PM (27,054 Views)
Furka
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Angry Hermann's Tortoise can destroy the fence containing it.

*looks at the one in my garden with worried look*
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Burns
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King of Lemurs

Placing a roof over a log can result in a sinkhole.
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Admiral General Aladeen
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Placing an elevated path over the tiniest imperfection in the map's surface can result in a sinkhole
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Komodo
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Varanus komodoensis

Human gender and life stages are determined by their favorite food. There's adult men who only drink coffee and eat junk food, adult women who only drink mineral water and eat salads and fruit cups, and children who eat cotton candy and hot-dogs and drink sodas. There is no person on Earth that likes all kind of food.

Only caucasian and black people are allowed to enter zoos. You can build a zoo in the middle of Shangai or in Peru but the racial diversity of guests will be the same.

Jurassic Park was WRONG! DNA can be extracted from fossil bones.

Gibbons and Ewoks share a common ancestor.

Mohawks were invented by Utahraptors 120 millions of years ago.

The evidence that birds are descended from dinosaurs is the beak and feather disease, even Velociraptors that lived 65 millions of years ago suffered from it.

New World Monkeys are fully protected by worldwide laws and they can't be kept in zoos.

Earth's rotation cycle is synchronized with the moon's: day lasts one month and night is the end of a month.

All zoos are built on priceless fossil digging sites.
Edited by Komodo, Jun 8 2018, 12:14 AM.
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Albertosaurus is the only big Theropod that can kill Children.
If a Albertosaurus kill a Child there are only 2 Bones.
There are Bones from Extinct Animals from every Continent in North America.
Edited by Urufu, Jul 17 2015, 01:53 PM.
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Mrpanch
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Because Puffins

Having kids running around squawking like flamingos is perfectly normal. (Imitating the flamingo)
Dodos were murderous creatures while they were alive.
Adult zebras are only half the size of an adult human.
Cats scrunch up their faces when they are mad.

Thank you ZT2. Thank you for being so educational.
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Zoo Tycooner FR
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#Lithopédion

You can Adopt Extinct Animals in Real-Life
There is on every Zoos , a maximum of 120 species
The Wild (not-zoo) animals are always : Ducks , Vultures , Wolfs , Parrot.
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Posted Image Spinosail
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Once again part of the ZT2 Community.

That the staff—especially the zookeepers—love slacking off.
YOU HAD ONE JOB GUYS ONE JOB!!!!
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Komodo
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A zoo director can instantly change a person's full name (it doesn't matter if it's a visitor or a staff member) without any need for legal procedures. You can rename any person with a banned, obscene, funny or fictional name and he/she will be called by that name since then.
Edited by Komodo, Jun 8 2018, 12:15 AM.
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Posted Image Hodorable
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- You can grow Kapok trees in tundra maps and they won't die.

- That if you put a food trough next to a fence you're the worst kind of person.

- That cotton candy can treat pink elephant disease (which is caused by that big pink pursuit ball)

- That when you plant kelp in a tank, water shoots out of the tank like a volcano

- Meerkats are larger than people

- Blue fang hates realism

:doge:

wow
Edited by Hodorable, Jul 20 2015, 03:24 PM.
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MightyFan217
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OH YESSS!

Zoo Tycooner FR
Jul 17 2015, 05:15 PM
There is on every Zoos , a maximum of 120 species
129 without usermade downloads.
-ZT2: 30
-DLC: 4
-ES: 20
-AA: 20
-DD: 4
-MM: 20
-EA: 31

Also the game seems to try and mistake "cannot reach" with "taking too long" in regards to staff not being able to get to something on time.
Edited by MightyFan217, Jul 21 2015, 09:42 AM.
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Sergio
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sayori best girl

I learned that being on elevated paths is bad for animals.
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Komodo
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In every dinosaur zoo, one must pay for a complete Dinosaur Capture Team, their weaponry, armor, traffic light-like robot baits and a huge underground bunker hidden by a golden statue that features "playing" dinos; all that for only $8000.

Dinosaurs can rampage if their basic needs aren't fulfilled, but Elephants and Rhinos won't.

One can buy entire glaciers to place them in a extinct animals zoo. Also it's completely normal for glaciers to contain frozen cavemen that, after being thawed, are able to use money and have knowledge of civil laws.

Dollars are used in every corner of the planet.

Greetings!

Edited by Komodo, Jun 8 2018, 12:18 AM.
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blah

I learned that your business can make a lot of money just by firing the staff.

*laughs maliciously*
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I've learned that Asian Elephants can be pink.
Flamingos and peafowls are savage creatures, and want to eat your soul.
There are murderous giant penguins in a remote region of Madagascar.
Somehow, when you're cloning an extinct animal you can get a horrific giant squirrel and butterfly.
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