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| Topic Started: May 8 2013, 09:25 PM (27,053 Views) | |
| Paleodude | Jul 27 2015, 08:03 AM Post #241 |
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130, you forgot the Asian Black Bear. I learned that zookeepers are totally okay with "refilling" the carcass of a murdered zoo animal with a totally neutral and emotionless face of pleasure. |
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Jul 27 2015, 09:28 AM Post #242 |
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Once again part of the ZT2 Community.
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The (extremely annoying) guests are immune to all animal attacks, except Carnotaurus and Tyrannosaurus. |
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| Louis | Jul 27 2015, 10:33 AM Post #243 |
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what i learned: 1. A five year old can lead a zoo 2. The average citizen can look through stone aquarium walls. 3. Baby animals function as tiny beacons for you. 4. The average citizen has no friends, family, or parents. So they talk to their hand-puppets. 5. guest do not care for animals, only for food and toilets. 6. A zoo in North America can have fossils from animals that lived in Australia. 7. All citizen are clones of a certain group people, containing 2 hippies. 8. Dodos lived in water and were always bored. 9. Lions can kill by touching something. 10. guests are scared of all animals, except squirrels, kangaroo rats, and frogs. |
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| Urufu | Aug 27 2015, 06:35 AM Post #244 |
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I have learned if you build a Butterfly-House and if it is not big enough and there is'nt enough Foliage the Butterflys fly trough the Walls. |
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| Tyrion Lannister | Aug 28 2015, 10:58 AM Post #245 |
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1. We can find a caveman in every glacier in the world 2. I can change everybody's name 3. Your skin will change when you'll be sick |
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| Train | Aug 28 2015, 12:02 PM Post #246 |
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T.Rex walks like Barney the dinosaur Snakes are too dangerous to have in zoos, but great white sharks are fine. Great white sharks never try to jump out of their tank and can be kept behind paper-thin glass. Children and women cannot be killed. Polar bears need 100's of square miles to be kept happy. Lions will happily live with a gazelle, then die of hunger because there was no meat in his enclosure, and he's a pacifist (?) |
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| TheToastinator | Sep 11 2015, 04:05 PM Post #247 |
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A piece of toast and a terminator.
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If an animal escapes an exhibit, I can freeze time, pick it up, put it back in its exhibit, and fix the fence. Guests refuse to look at an animal at a zoo if it's not in an exhibit. There's a magical forcefield around bird exhibits preventing them from flying out. |
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| Batty | Sep 11 2015, 05:28 PM Post #248 |
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NOM NOM
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Zoo guest's hands are shaped like rectangles. |
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| Anas Platyrhynchos | Sep 11 2015, 07:54 PM Post #249 |
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The Quacky Canine
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Keeping a Saber Tooth Cat Cub around Penguins and Musk Ox will cause it to be peaceful around those individual animals it was raised around and they're offspring. But the baby Penguins and Musk Ox will try to kill it |
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| CyborgIguana | Sep 11 2015, 10:38 PM Post #250 |
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Forget JP's idiotic lie that dinosaurs with an incomplete genetic code will look like 90's retrosaurs: turns out they'll actually be born as squirrels, giant frogs, butterflies, or possessed penguins from the tundras of Madagascar. |
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| Shamu | Oct 11 2015, 08:19 PM Post #251 |
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A. When a helicopter comes to take your Tyrannosaurus Rex, the rope will NOT snap despite the fat creature in the crate. B. A lion will charge full grown men and after he has fallen down, the lion will teleport about an inch away from the prey. After the lion will attack a man about 7 times he never dies. C. Guests refuse to play pretend and be the cool animals- flamingos and so on are the only ones who do interesting things, so they'll imitate them. D. Galapagos Giant Tortoise is horrifying. Edited by Shamu, Oct 11 2015, 08:27 PM.
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Oct 11 2015, 08:33 PM Post #252 |
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I learned that guests are annoying at some times. |
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| Batty | Oct 11 2015, 08:44 PM Post #253 |
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NOM NOM
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Apparently my guinea pig petting zoo is so interesting guests never want to stop watching them even if they're tired, hungry, thirsty, or angry. If a zookeeper or a guest gets stuck behind an ATM, their head floats off. Edited by Batty, Oct 11 2015, 08:46 PM.
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Oct 11 2015, 08:56 PM Post #254 |
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I saw it, I spatted milk from myself laughing |
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| Uranium X | Oct 12 2015, 09:19 AM Post #255 |
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The Pun Master
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When an animal poops zookeepers stop everything they're doing just to clean it. Animals won't drink from a waterhole |
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