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Rules: 1. Species Clause: If the first Pokemon I find in an area is one I already own, I may ignore it and catch another 2. If fainted - dead 3. Randomized Pokemon 4. Gotta be named 5. Legendaries are allowed (As if I'm that lucky)
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Team: - Myo
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Well, this would be really nostalgic, but then again I did never play this one in particular lol
Well I am a girl, but I'm not going to get into the complicated aspects of my gender identity
What were you doing sleeping anywhere near me? <.<
AH!
OH NO NO NO! NOT YOU AGAIN!
You know I played right through both gold and silver and never saw a WOoper in either, weird huh
MY BLUE HAIR GIVES ME SUPER STRENGTH!
Diana, not getting into name stuff, same reason as the gender stuff
I'll be seeing you later, and fading out of existence... I'm scared D:
Caught! Feels like Metal Gear here
Ah the PokeGear, so utterly beloved that it doesn't reappear for a while, and is usually only used as a less useful Vs Seeker
-insert Rebecca Black reference here-
Yes, I've played these games before, and I know how to use a phone
Why are you talking about this? I know, you know, why?
PLEASE SHUT UP DX
YOU ALWAYS DO THIS YOU EVIL WOMAN!
You know what would be convenient? If you STOP TALKING!!!
Finally, wait, who is this random person? -Doesn't remember them-
You know, this place looked more impressive in the anime...
The creepy stalker guy standing outside the famous professor's lab
Did you just throw me? DID THIS ************ just throw me? AWW HELL NAW!
When I get my Pokemon...
Something about this seems just plain not right out of context
Still listening to him ramble...
Can I have my Pokemon now?
Who would honestly say no?
You can tell the people making Gold/Silver/Crystal were being well paid, such creativity is unrivaled
Sure, I as a young ten year old girl with only a Pokemon to protect me will leave town, go two towns over to see some incredibly weird and likely insane old man on the behest of another insane old man
Well since this is randomized, let's see...
Nidorino, that is one awesome Pokemon, plus with only a Moon Stone...
Machamp!?! Even better, suddenly going out into the world doesn't seem so scary
Nope, Mewtwo, the psychic beast Pokemon made of pure awesome personified that you somehow caught and don't recognize
One up on Ash already, but still behind Red DX
Myo, thought it sounded good Though the Mr Mime Icon is kinda creepy...
Or I could teleport on my Mewtwo of awesome...
I have a creepy old man's phone number, why am I not thrilled?
I literally hit the jackpot here!
Um thanks random Potions guy
I should really Mind Crush this guy with Myo, but I'll let him live since I'm happy right now
OFF! TO ADVENTURE! TALLY HO!
Well just getting started for now. Also who wants to be the rival?
In PC: - Ugg - Barbara - Numfar - NickiMinaj - Derpking - Shakey
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Well starting off now, there are three new areas which I can catch more Pokemon to increase my reserves.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?
I'm going to hell... -_-
(And I know I know, Jynx isn't actually racist and I'm going to hell for making jokes about this)
Off to grab my next Pokemon
This place was always cool during the original playthrough of this game
Oooh, well it's appropriate
Well, what else would I call him?
And now off to the well
Into the WELL! Where the Slowpoke roam! (Seriously no one checked here besides Kurt?)
Yeah I'm pretty sure that'd break your back
OH COME ON! If this was a real well you'd be dead!
By throwing them down a well which should have killed them, let alone you? You are sick Kurt
AH! Creepy tree, why do I keep finding Pokemon that freak me out?
Call her Shakey because.... I wanted to come up with something better than AAA but also wanted not to look at it any longer (Seriously Sudowoodo, Jynx and Snubbull now)
How did neither of you die!?!?
You know, I could have been a rescue team you ungrateful...
Shouldn't be too hard really, let's see what you've got
Ok admittedly not bad
Not bad at all, Kudos
NUUU! The slowpoke, let me save you!
Because being beaten up by 10 year olds doesn't already do that
"What do you want from us? To ask you this much is just a matter of trust!"
I somehow don't feel intimidated....
... So you're doing this for teh lulz?
Why are you not paralyzed? Seriously this is really bugging me!
You're creeping me out again old man, let me leave
GAH! Collin don't do that
There is photoevidence above
Better than you Mr 'I no longer have an Alakazam'
Still the only Ginger in the Pokemon world
If the other two Pokemon are an Arbok and a Meowth you win by default
Or not..... YOOM-TAH! 8D
I like Growlithes a lot
Yes, yes they were
Well.... off to battle the most effeminate person in Pokemon, and that is saying a lot
In PC: - Ugg - Barbara - Numfar - NickiMinaj - Derpking - Shakey - Maoam
Dead Pile: - Ghast
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Bugsy, so feminine that in the Manga Gold asked him on a date, I feel most jealous
It's a real good thing we got double battles in Gen 3
Blah! I want a Tauros, also nice Bug Type
Another lovely bug type, that's a mantis isn't it?
And weak, don't forget weak, at least until Gen 5
.... What just happened? MissingNo, is that you? D:
There were four weak Rockets, this gym could have saved them in seconds
Hmm, I have Blue Hair, he has Green, very anime
Argument Invalid
I refer you to the Metapod picture above
That's a Poison/Flying type, even if I admit people used to claim it was bug type for some reason back in Gen 1, maybe they were just stupider back then
Skipped his Metapod (seriously he had one), but Meganium? You are a bad gym leader, not quite Falkner, but still...
Because I'm really gonna be using traded Pokemon on a VBA
Again
Off to catch an annoying Pokemon and to the next Route
I'MMA CUT YOU WITH THIS LEEK! Also Psyduck is apparently possessed... BY MISSINGNO!
Huh? The Kansas Women Attorneys Association? Wut?
Come back here you little... well, it's not as bad as HeartGold/SoulSilver at least
Kansas Water Appropriation Act?
HOLY! Why couldn't I have got to catch one of those? DX
Finally, I think I know why Farfetch'd are so rare <.< They are stupid and annoying so people kill them a lot
Give me something to make it worth my while
Unfortunately...
Thank goodness for Iruka, little note for the future, if I don't have any living Pokemon for an HM that I need (like Cut or Surf) I'm allowed to use a dead one in the mean time
Oh god, she's breeding!
Again, like Lugia, why couldn't I have one of these? I love Scyther
I think I have a running joke at last... and it's already unfunny
Through the dark forest... I want to reference the lost woods in Zelda but can't think of anything witty... or even anything at my usual standards of joke telling
Gotta wonder who decided it was a good idea to make these hugeass buildings at each end but no direct road between them...
New Area, new Pokemon to catch
A Togepi, well with work could be good
Ghast... I failed you... and it begins... the slaughter of my poor poor Pokemon... Stupid Togepi used Psychic via Metronome
Got you you little **** **** ***** ***** **** *** **** ***** **************!!!! ****!
Named it after a candy in retribution
Oh screw you game
THAT'S IT!
I'm so angry right now kid... don't whine at me....
Well.... this seems like a good place to stop before I get too upset...