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Rules: 1. Species Clause: If the first Pokemon I find in an area is one I already own, I may ignore it and catch another 2. If fainted - dead 3. Randomized Pokemon 4. Gotta be named 5. Legendaries are allowed (As if I'm that lucky)
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Well, this would be really nostalgic, but then again I did never play this one in particular lol
Well I am a girl, but I'm not going to get into the complicated aspects of my gender identity
What were you doing sleeping anywhere near me? <.<
AH!
OH NO NO NO! NOT YOU AGAIN!
You know I played right through both gold and silver and never saw a WOoper in either, weird huh
MY BLUE HAIR GIVES ME SUPER STRENGTH!
Diana, not getting into name stuff, same reason as the gender stuff
I'll be seeing you later, and fading out of existence... I'm scared D:
Caught! Feels like Metal Gear here
Ah the PokeGear, so utterly beloved that it doesn't reappear for a while, and is usually only used as a less useful Vs Seeker
-insert Rebecca Black reference here-
Yes, I've played these games before, and I know how to use a phone
Why are you talking about this? I know, you know, why?
PLEASE SHUT UP DX
YOU ALWAYS DO THIS YOU EVIL WOMAN!
You know what would be convenient? If you STOP TALKING!!!
Finally, wait, who is this random person? -Doesn't remember them-
You know, this place looked more impressive in the anime...
The creepy stalker guy standing outside the famous professor's lab
Did you just throw me? DID THIS ************ just throw me? AWW HELL NAW!
When I get my Pokemon...
Something about this seems just plain not right out of context
Still listening to him ramble...
Can I have my Pokemon now?
Who would honestly say no?
You can tell the people making Gold/Silver/Crystal were being well paid, such creativity is unrivaled
Sure, I as a young ten year old girl with only a Pokemon to protect me will leave town, go two towns over to see some incredibly weird and likely insane old man on the behest of another insane old man
Well since this is randomized, let's see...
Nidorino, that is one awesome Pokemon, plus with only a Moon Stone...
Machamp!?! Even better, suddenly going out into the world doesn't seem so scary
Nope, Mewtwo, the psychic beast Pokemon made of pure awesome personified that you somehow caught and don't recognize
One up on Ash already, but still behind Red DX
Myo, thought it sounded good Though the Mr Mime Icon is kinda creepy...
Or I could teleport on my Mewtwo of awesome...
I have a creepy old man's phone number, why am I not thrilled?
I literally hit the jackpot here!
Um thanks random Potions guy
I should really Mind Crush this guy with Myo, but I'll let him live since I'm happy right now
OFF! TO ADVENTURE! TALLY HO!
Well just getting started for now. Also who wants to be the rival?
Tis an awesome Pokemon, though his survival chances are low, due to being so far in the game ATM (far beyond where I've posted up to) I've added a poll for which game I should do next as well
The poll ends on the 20th update, this last one was the 16th, so yeah
We left off about to battle the fighting Gym, lead by:
That's why you look like some kind of Eastern Sumo Stereotype character
The words said before every stupid action
Urggh?
Firstly you just broke your own statue. Second, do you have these rocks brought in just to do that? Third, that has nothing to do with Pokemon.
No
.... You look more like a caricature every time I see you from a new angle somehow.
._. Ok, now I'm scared
... I'm pretty sure Ho-Oh shouldn't be able to use Zap-Cannon...
And as usual, turn to Myo to save us
While I didn't get a pic of it, Shuckie died too, that was brutal...
I have not had a single Flying type throughout this besides Gyarados IIRC
This is a ROM, no trading, nada, really annoying DX
Whenever I hear that move this comes to mind for some reason...
Well... all in all that went better than expected, I still have three Pokemon alive and well
Burying Shuckie the Gengar with my other lost Pokemon... how the **** do you bury a ghost?
Because if I didn't I'd be trapped on this island for eternity... I hitch a ride back on Dragoon's corpse, good thing it floats
Though weird it looks so much like a Lapras
Well, I'm sure I'll need to dig up my makeshift raft in the future, but I'll leave it with the other dead Pokemon for now
Up the lighthouse, I still have some of these drugs left, that stuff was far too strong for me man, I could taste colors...
After a long boring climb which I shall spare you...
I was told it would, for me it turned my hair three shades darker...
SECRETPOTION really does sound shady...
... -throws food at Amphy to see what'll happen-
Better I should hope, she took my drugs ); (Note, if Prism is watching this, this is a comedy series, I do not actually have any drugs, please don't send black helicopters)
I swear I read that as Pazuzu first time... (For those of you who don't understand, Pazuzu is the demon from the Exorcist series, you can understand my confusion and WTFage)
Wait, you understood that?
Well, money would be nice, or a badge, or how about a Pokemon?
You.... no reward at all for saving the lighthouse Pokemon's life?!? SERIOUSLY!?!
-After breaking my legs repeatedly going down the stairs-
See, there are all these towns in which I can catch Pokemon with my Rod, let's try and bulk the team up a bit
OOOH! I don't think Rods are Randomized, so this is probably a Majikarp
That's.... kinda creepy Pokemon
I decided to name him after my poor lost Pokemon, both in memory of Waddle, and because I'm certain he'll suffer the same fate in time
Gonna stop at the Ruins of Alph, that Town with Falkner, and that town with the old man
Fishing in the creepiest place in Johto (seriously, have you seen the third Pokemon movie? The whole movie is basically Silent Hill for children!)
That might be the first time I used the Species clause...
After about 10 minutes of only Poliwag, Majikarp and surfing and finding Jolteons I gave up on finding something new
I'll try here instead
-_- I almost would catch him to replace Dragoon if not for the species clause
After much the same result I forlornly wander down to give this last place one last try
-braces for incoming storm of Poliwags and Majikarp-
I don't think the name needs explaining, it's kinda annoying how you need to phone certain people to get evo stones in this gen, hopefully I can get one, because Starmie is one of the best water types out there
Now a long trek and grind back to the steel gym
This should set the tone:
; ; and now the music has made me go into nostalgia mode, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE US 90's!!!
Now let's get GRINDING!
One battle and we get a suicide Pineco...
I know I should be sad.... but I'm just amused by how terribly short her life was DX
Lets try this again and hopefully not lose anyone this time
O_O So apparently they're still running around
I think by now I've grinded enough, go forth my four Pokemon of hope and joy... AND JOYNESS!
Into the Gym of Steel... for some reason I can't help but wonder what the fairy gym will look like
You took some good **** off me woman <.< you better be grateful
Kinda got that, seriously do all people in Pokemon need to introduce themselves every time they meet someone, even if they already know them?
Sure, my Pokedex is made from smelted Magnemites
So Magnemite, Magneton, Steelix, Forretress and Scizor... That's all you have in this Gen
Go right ahead, I won't stop you
Have I mentioned I love the noises Dewgong make, they're so silleh
Are you sure this isn't a water gym, if I rip your face off will Misty be under there?
WUT!?!
You did use water types, so I kinda had the advantage, still no one died and that was kinda fun, so good gym
You know they always say the badges make pokemon stronger or faster in Gen 1 and 2, how does that work?
That name makes sense, STAHP MAKING SENSE POKEMAWN!
BTW I'm just putting these context memes when I'm thinking of much worse jokes, so just saying, this is better than what I had in mind
Does anyone actually use Steel Type moves in Gen 2? I mean, it's not like there aren't water, fire and grass types everywhere
Well, for the sake of stoyline (what little there is) I need to go back south and find Suicune, I don't think my team was strong enough to fight Creepy McCreeper before
O_O Hadn't noticed before, Collin isn't the only redhead, well would you look at that
Surfing is always kinda annoying/boring to me, probably why I dislike Gen III games
I kinda like the random Rock Smashable Rocks and the Headbuttable trees in this game, at least it showed they were inventive.
Ohai random water wolf thing of doom
Yo? If he says Yolo or Swag I'm running....
SERIOUSLY! DOES NO ONE ELSE FEEL CREEPED OUT BY THIS GUY?!?
Good, an excuse to kick his ass
GAH! EVIL CREATURE! BE GONE!
Well, this turned out to be shockingly easy.... I only realized the pun after writing it....
Yes, Pokemon are not humans, and obsession would still be creepy even if they were.
Um... I need an adult
Please no...
That guy is seriously weird, he needs professional help D:
Still with that done I can head to the lake of RAAAAAAGE!
You know I finally kinda get why I dislike Ecruteak. This is the second (and intended last) Pokemon game, and this is the second town to have a focus on ghosts, my favorite type, the first was Lavender Town. But unlike Lavender Town this one just kinda goes for the towers instead of the actual Ghost types, and lacks the creepiness that made Lavender Town my favorite part of the Pokemon world...
Surfing... let's see what I get...
Oh god... no, please don't...
The feeling is mutual <.< Though props for having common sense Delibird.
Oh come on, I could have had a Bayleef? DX
This guy actually becomes relevant in the future...
What I expected:
What I got:
Um... hi
You know I'm not sure, is this better or worse than PSNCUREBERRY?
So, can I go past now?
So I realized this guy gives out Water Stones, only have to listen to him on the phone sometimes
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST! LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!
Usually I wouldn't give out my number like this so easily
Well let's hope this goes better than last time...
Not bad, I like Venomoth (even if Venomoth and Butterfree got sprite switched)
Definitely went better than before
Well, to be honest, I couldn't think of any other names, and he is fuzzy
I... feel like I should be running...
Help!
I'll pay you, just please don't stand in front of me like that D:
Well, Lake of Rage next and a Gyarados rampage to deal with
At least there weren't any deaths this episode, kind of dull but generally ok Lake of Rage should be interesting, I wonder if the pokemon will retain being shiny but will be different from a Gyarados.
Well we left off after what was certainly a filler episode, about to head to the Lake of Rage
AND IT BEGINS! DX If he starts talking about Rattata and percentages I'm leaving...
Oh... that's useful
It's almost a shame they chose Gyarados, Shiny Gyarados are the most badass looking shinies, but because they are so common they are less special D:
You know I only see one Gyarados, wouldn't a bunch of city destroying monsters be more notable than one being another color?
Believe me, the plot makes no real sense (Seriously, let's randomly turn Majikarp into Gyarados for no reason? Why?)
Because when in danger from a godzilla sized psychotic pokemon, cling to a starfish who'll ferry you to victory
Now I can't get the shiny Pokemon ; ;
I guess you'll make ok cannon fodder, BUT YOU'RE NOT SHINY LACEWING! DX
Lapras Shaped Staryu vs Randomized Pokemon that looks like a Gyarados, go!
DX I wanted that HootHoot
Though I love the idea of everyone freaking out and there's just this HootHoot bouncing around
I'll need to remember to get an Exp Share for this, though one wonders where a Gold HootHoot was hiding a Red Scale...
OH. MY. GOD. It's.... It's.... GINGER BATMAN!!!
Full of nothing but death... and crime... and the RAGE of a HOOTHOOT! I bet like, one person besides me maybe got that joke
Anyone thought this might be a good thing? Majikarp's lives suck, Gyarados on the other hand are kings of awesome. They're probably happy as all **** right now
Rumor on the streets says you are actually Bruce Wayne
No, you're Batman <.<
Oh god, if I say yes does that make me Batgirl? AWESOME!
Why do I get a vibe of that 'I'll be waiting for you in the parking lot' guy from Happy Gilmore off that line...
Back into town, off to join Batman fighting Team Rocket along with Mewtwo... Ok, that is the most awesome thing I've ever thought of.
I had to walk, I don't have a Dragonite like you to ride around on Mr Big League Champion. Lance is the 1% <.<
Yeah let's split up, cos I have things to do elsewhere
Specifically over here
Thank you Tully, now never call me again
Well ok, but ONLY then
One of the few times I evolve a Pokemon
YEAAAAH! Starmie, one of the most awesome Water Types ever! BOOSH!
Who said you could block the gym you asshat? Shouldn't the police be after this guy for public obstruction, and couldn't Myo and Shuriken just destroy his mind if that doesn't work?
Man, this is nearly as bad as the poster in Red and Blue, you are a dumbass
And lets leave off here, preparing for battle against Team Rocket
Now for the battle against Team Rocket, with these stupid statues and those same two rockets...
You know what, every time these two appear, just play this music, it fits:
At least they are good for training on I guess
I always found this place... less interesting than the Silph building or Rocket hideout in Red, maybe just the statues, while functional, were kinda bland compared to teleporters and spinning floor mazes
AH! I have been spotted, Ninja skills why do you fail me DX
You mean there are statues with cameras designed to summon the same two mooks again and again
Just thought about it...
We did this already Bulk
And you too Skull
Oh seriously, GO AWAY!
I AM GOING TO *** *** ***** **** *** **** if you don't go away!
See it's not like they didn't have teleporters here too
What just happened?
-____- Well maybe I can throw it at people
How does it have toe fluids that can cut rock, but a Special Attack stat of 10?!?
I was gonna call him Blender, but thought Fruitjuice somehow fit better
Off to join Batman on the next level I suppose
Nothing a Full Restore won't fix, no one dead, I'm honestly shocked
For Justice, and together we can be Justice! I am making so many obscure comic book references recently...
Wait, that's meant to be a door? I know this is 8-bit but damn that looks bad
See they can do stairs, why not a door?
If it did, would I be here? -_-
Well, now we know that lets beat up everyone here
Well then, we just beat them all up
HE'S BATMAN
Gotta wonder, isn't working at Silph a pretty good job? Why defect?
We'll see about that
OH GAWD SHE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH!
Well with that sorted, seriously? SLOWPOKETAIL as a password?
And since I've played before, off to fight the other guy over here
There really isn't much to make fun of around here -_-
Mmmm, bacon...
And off, off to the boss' room, which in reality Lance would have broken into already.
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