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Murdock's Nuzlockes
Topic Started: May 31 2013, 05:53 PM (7,558 Views)
Murdock129	May 31 2013, 05:53 PM Post #1
Posts: 2,756 Group: Experienced Members Member #224 Joined: Apr 18, 2013 Sex Male Real Name James Cooke Age 24	1st Nuzlocke: Pokemon Crystal Randomizer I SUCK at Nuzlockes, so expect many fatalities Rules: 1. Species Clause: If the first Pokemon I find in an area is one I already own, I may ignore it and catch another 2. If fainted - dead 3. Randomized Pokemon 4. Gotta be named 5. Legendaries are allowed (As if I'm that lucky) Spoiler: click to toggle Team: - Myo Spoiler: click to toggle Well, this would be really nostalgic, but then again I did never play this one in particular lol Well I am a girl, but I'm not going to get into the complicated aspects of my gender identity What were you doing sleeping anywhere near me? <.< AH! OH NO NO NO! NOT YOU AGAIN! You know I played right through both gold and silver and never saw a WOoper in either, weird huh MY BLUE HAIR GIVES ME SUPER STRENGTH! Diana, not getting into name stuff, same reason as the gender stuff I'll be seeing you later, and fading out of existence... I'm scared D: Caught! Feels like Metal Gear here Ah the PokeGear, so utterly beloved that it doesn't reappear for a while, and is usually only used as a less useful Vs Seeker -insert Rebecca Black reference here- Yes, I've played these games before, and I know how to use a phone Why are you talking about this? I know, you know, why? PLEASE SHUT UP DX YOU ALWAYS DO THIS YOU EVIL WOMAN! You know what would be convenient? If you STOP TALKING!!! Finally, wait, who is this random person? -Doesn't remember them- You know, this place looked more impressive in the anime... The creepy stalker guy standing outside the famous professor's lab Did you just throw me? DID THIS ************ just throw me? AWW HELL NAW! When I get my Pokemon... Something about this seems just plain not right out of context Still listening to him ramble... Can I have my Pokemon now? Who would honestly say no? You can tell the people making Gold/Silver/Crystal were being well paid, such creativity is unrivaled Sure, I as a young ten year old girl with only a Pokemon to protect me will leave town, go two towns over to see some incredibly weird and likely insane old man on the behest of another insane old man Well since this is randomized, let's see... Nidorino, that is one awesome Pokemon, plus with only a Moon Stone... Machamp!?! Even better, suddenly going out into the world doesn't seem so scary Nope, Mewtwo, the psychic beast Pokemon made of pure awesome personified that you somehow caught and don't recognize One up on Ash already, but still behind Red DX Myo, thought it sounded good Though the Mr Mime Icon is kinda creepy... Or I could teleport on my Mewtwo of awesome... I have a creepy old man's phone number, why am I not thrilled? I literally hit the jackpot here! Um thanks random Potions guy I should really Mind Crush this guy with Myo, but I'll let him live since I'm happy right now OFF! TO ADVENTURE! TALLY HO! Well just getting started for now. Also who wants to be the rival?

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Collin	Jul 1 2013, 09:12 PM Post #106
Posts: 113 Group: Junior Members Member #363 Joined: May 26, 2013 Real Name Username	You lucky little thing. You didn't have to deal with the Kingdra. I lost Jane, the Ampharros to that. Hm but considering your dead pile I guess it wasn't as bad...



Murdock129	Jul 2 2013, 01:47 PM Post #107
Posts: 2,756 Group: Experienced Members Member #224 Joined: Apr 18, 2013 Sex Male Real Name James Cooke Age 24	Spoiler: click to toggle If she's such a brat she can't handle losing she shouldn't be a gym leader <.< Sorry, we're back now I've calmed down a bit Now we can get into the Dragon Cave and capture a new team member So you're giving the decision of who can come in here to this little woman-child? Here's a hint Grand Master, just because you're related to someone doesn't make them good at their job ... I'm beginning to wonder if this town is so high up in the mountain everyone's oxygen deprived and are losing higher brain functions, if the weird old man let me in I'm pretty sure I'm invited dumb** Ok, first, yes I am, second, get out of the way before Myo makes you spend the rest of your life under the impression that you're a three year old girl Ok seriously? What is it about this cave that makes it so special? It's a cave with Dratini and an old man who people say is special but shows no sign of it They even let the creepy kids in that look like terrifying dolls You know, if I was to guard somewhere, I'd let the kids with the Raikou through too And the creepy Wigglytuff, THE EYES! DON'T LOOK AT IT'S EYES! Thank you Zombie Slave, you're most useful Not really but I kinda have to Exeggcute, not bad, I don't have a grass type but do have two Psychic types already I caught a Pokemon! Coconuts seemed appropriate when you consider Exeggcute's evolution This seems random, make a house inside a cave, I dunno but wouldn't a cave be kinda good as a house itself, you got walls and a ceiling and everything... Oh I'm sorry Doctor Strange, I must have gotten the wrong place Well I imagine it would be, I must be the first female who he isn't related to that he's seen in this cave in a long time He already knows? This guy really is Dr Strange O_O Yeah she was whining because I beat her You sound as annoyed with her as I am at this point Little pieces of Data floating around on a PC in this case, but usually in cartridges or on CDs Well honestly Strategy, but raising's what you want to hear Actually honestly, both, I mean sure powerful Pokemon are great, but come on, who doesn't love Magikarp? Tough people give good matches, weak people give easy money, it's win win All of the above, Knowledge is great, violence makes it fun, and love, well it's what you want to hear Actually I just chose what I knew you wanted to hear to get this done quicker I wanted to find a meme for this but couldn't find one suitable, so here's a random picture to make up for it Well I've got quite the conviction to go and defeat the elite four and finish this nuzlocke successfully... Well I won't, but it's not a belief, I know I'm awesome Passed, with ease Nope.avi I passed, now give me that badge crybaby ... Collin are you and her related? You like saying ....... a lot too after all YES IT CAN, I WAS ASKED FIVE EASY ASS QUESTIONS! ^ Tantrums, what can you do? Holy **, how stupid are you woman? I am ten and I know the answers to all five questions, and know how to lie well enough to get what I want out of it, you ... you are an idiot You tell that brat gramps This old guy is quickly becoming my favorite character, being the only one to call her out for acting like a child having a temper tantrum because she lost Only after getting verbally bitch slapped by your grandfather You should be, you are a disgrace to trainers and gym leaders everywhere Nice, a move that none of my Pokemon can use, and only about five in total can of the entire 251 Pokemon in this game I am, and when I'm there I will fight a real Dragon Master in Lance, and forget you even exist crybaby Well thank you for the support asshat Um, sure I was coming that way anywhere Because that doesn't sound suspicious... Almost back home, not gonna check back in with mom though, she only wants my money <.< And lets leave off here, before our trek up to the Pokemon League, through a very empty victory road Spoiler: click to toggle Team: - Myo - Shuriken - Bob - Coconuts In PC: N/A Dead Pile: - Ghast - Ugg - Barbara - Waddle - Raiblu - Iruka - Maoam - Shakey - Derprince - Drakon - Numfar - NickiMinaj - LIAR!!!!!!! - Dobie - Derpking - Lowfat - CookieCrab - Shuckie - Dragoon - Wobble - Fuzzeh -CatChicken - Lacewing - Fruitjuice - Deathstar - Cyril



Cat	Jul 2 2013, 01:54 PM Post #108
Posts: 7,278 Group: Novices Member #13 Joined: Mar 2, 2013 Country Sweden Sex Female	Great update Murdock! Yay! Bob is still alive!



Collin	Jul 3 2013, 02:36 PM Post #109
Posts: 113 Group: Junior Members Member #363 Joined: May 26, 2013 Real Name Username	How dare you say that we are related! Alas it is true... ~~Damn cousin had to marry her...~~



Murdock129	Jul 4 2013, 09:53 PM Post #110
Posts: 2,756 Group: Experienced Members Member #224 Joined: Apr 18, 2013 Sex Male Real Name James Cooke Age 24	Spoiler: click to toggle Is it wrong despite the fact it's only been a short time in the real world, I feel nostalgia at this point? That's amazing given that most of my Pokemon are dead, and I've only been able to capture but so many (probably still more than Ash ever has though) Um, kay, I figured you'd be horrified by my bloodbath, not happy about it, but maybe you're more sick than I first thought Nice! I'm saving this for Mount Silver! Given my record, I'd have thought it'd be for Registered Pokemon Taxidermists While still in New Bark Town I can grab one Pokemon, and then go for another just moving a few paces right to grab another, awesome Even if I'll need one spot open for corpse slave ); A Bellsprout? I have a resident grass type, who also evolves via a Leaf Stone, but no poison types and plus, I just freaking love Bellsprout, Weepinbell and Victreebel Ever heard the noise Victreebel makes in the anime? It's like the only one that doesn't say it's name, so this is kinda appropriate One step right aaaand.... OOOOH! Electabuzz, a badass Pokemon, and an electric type Gotcha, now what to name an electric Pokemon that will be somewhere between a pun and a real name Zap, electricity... ok I wanted an excuse to make Futurama puns ;<.< And I finally have backup in my PC in case I kill a Pokemon, today is a good day Alternatively: I just met you, and this is crazy Crossed some water? So Kanto and Johto are separated by that little bit of water? Somehow that doesn't seem like the best idea... Not sure if should make Toho, Mojo or Mr Popo joke here... Making all his moves HM moves and cementing his place as the zombie slave OOH! I like Grimer, they're pretty awesome Pokemon, one of the three epic poison types from Gen 1 with Ekans and Koffing Well it seemed like a good name at the time <.< After that annoying waterfall loop... You somehow make that sound both depressing and like you're flirting with me ); Feels very appropriate right now Why do I have the urge to move around in a cardboard box and play Metal Gear music all of a sudden?... Why thank you, though it is only eight... Seriously, if I wasn't collecting them WHY WOULD I HAVE EVERY SINGLE ONE IN JOHTO? I like the fact that she decide to compliment me in a way which compliments herself at the same time At least this way isn't as harrowing as in other games, at the same time I don't really like how Silver/Gold/Crystal were (to me) the easiest games. How does a level 32 Weedle even exist? Is it like Ash's Pikachu and is just an idiot that chooses not to evolve? I dunno, maybe it was Giovanni's, CALL BACK REFERENCES NO ONE WILL GET FTW! Maybe I'm adding connotations again, but at any cost always sounds slightly murderous to me... -looks over at Chalicotherium for response- I really want to know how that Flareon knew an electric type move... Is that what Victory Road is now called? Kinda a downgrade isn't it? Why? This is the way to get from Johto to Kanto, what if I was a merchant or wanted to see relatives? Why yes they are, and apparently in this world, to get into another region doesn't need a passport, you just need to defeat all eight gyms, what a great system! No, I want to go see my Aunt in Pallet Town Just so long as there is no Snow on Mount Silver then I'm fine... Victory Road feels very... empty.... If only this wasn't a rom I could trade this with a Metal Coat and get a Steelix... Seems like a somewhat awesome name And we'll leave off here in the empty Victory Road Spoiler: click to toggle Team: - Myo - Shuriken - Coconuts - Skree In PC: - Brannigan - Squishy - Basilisk Dead Pile: - Ghast - Ugg - Barbara - Waddle - Raiblu - Iruka - Maoam - Shakey - Derprince - Drakon - Numfar - NickiMinaj - LIAR!!!!!!! - Dobie - Derpking - Lowfat - CookieCrab - Shuckie - Dragoon - Wobble - Fuzzeh -CatChicken - Lacewing - Fruitjuice - Deathstar - Cyril - Bob



Firefanix	Jul 4 2013, 10:38 PM Post #111
Posts: 94 Group: Novices Member #374 Joined: May 29, 2013 Sex Male Real Name Kennith Kennithson	Murdock129 Jul 4 2013, 09:53 PM Just so long as there is no Snow on Mount Silver then I'm fine... I actually understood this joke. One of the few Creepypastas I ever read.



Murdock129	Jul 4 2013, 10:42 PM Post #112
Posts: 2,756 Group: Experienced Members Member #224 Joined: Apr 18, 2013 Sex Male Real Name James Cooke Age 24	YAY! I didn't expect anyone to get that I like making minor references to CreepyPastas, I tend to read them a lot, hence my distinct fear of Unown, the Gastly line and Audino Edited by Murdock129, Jul 4 2013, 10:42 PM.



Cat	Jul 5 2013, 02:11 AM Post #113
Posts: 7,278 Group: Novices Member #13 Joined: Mar 2, 2013 Country Sweden Sex Female	NO!!!!! You killed Bob!



Murdock129	Jul 5 2013, 10:52 AM Post #114
Posts: 2,756 Group: Experienced Members Member #224 Joined: Apr 18, 2013 Sex Male Real Name James Cooke Age 24	YES! I AM KIRA! I mean I killed Bob



Cat	Jul 5 2013, 12:00 PM Post #115
Posts: 7,278 Group: Novices Member #13 Joined: Mar 2, 2013 Country Sweden Sex Female	Whyyyyy!



Murdock129	Jul 5 2013, 12:50 PM Post #116
Posts: 2,756 Group: Experienced Members Member #224 Joined: Apr 18, 2013 Sex Male Real Name James Cooke Age 24	Spoiler: click to toggle We left off in the empty cave of emptiness, heading for the Pokemon League I have a lot of pictures of me wandering around an empty cave, so gonna skip those Oh, Hi Collin I have eight badges, and I am standing right outside the entrance to the Pokemon League, and you're wondering if I'm gonna take the league challenge? -_- You never give up Collin, I'll give you that The score is at least 5/0 in my favor Collin, give it up I highly doubt that, unless you somehow broke the game and have an Arceus Gentlemen, we can rebuild him, we have the technology... A Graveller, well not bad, but not really good either... Again, a Bayleef isn't bad, but it won't do me much harm OH GOD GET IT AWAY! Evil **ing Hypnos, child stealing Freddy Krueger mother**ers. Kangaskhan are cool though Do I even need to state what happened here? Finally, a half decent Pokemon on his Team (Ok, Hyno's kinda strong and Kangaskhan are badasses, but still no threat) Female genitalia? A Mewtwo? Blue Hair? That you suck at Pokemon and are annoying, and he was right Why would you give up now? You've got an alright team and didn't give up the last five or so times. You can't because you have really bad choices in Pokemon and don't really bother to just grind and evolve them Ironic that we never see his character again in any media after this point IIRC Can I go now? Hmm, my Pokemon aren't strong enough for the league and I'll likely lose several... should go get some more wherever I can... Goodbye Bob, Chalicotherium shall soon come to your grave on a pilgrimage Now got an awesome new teammate And another Nope, gonna do some training first Thank you Mr Randomly Offering to Teleport People Home with His Abra Guy! Wait, how does he know where I live? And this kinda seems... sketchy... After looking back I only really found one place where I have yet to catch a Pokemon So gonna get a Pokemon here, and then head up to train in Victory Road for a bit Nice, Whirlpool Islands, hopefully something awesome will be in here O_O If it weren't for the fact this was Randomized I think I'd be covered in Zubats right now and not even know it Corsola? Could be better, could be much much worse It had recover, so I just threw balls at it again and again Well, it's a Chunk of Coral and I wasn't feeling original.... Yeah... Since I'm in the area, should see what happens when I try this... Get the corpse of a Ghost, not sure quite how that works... It's right here, ok it's a little more dead than it was before, but come on it was already a ghost Well FAINE! YOU DON'T WANT IT IT'S MINE NOW! Get back in the box until you devolve into a Haunter And I'll leave off here and spare you the incredibly long and boring grinding, next episode we take on the Pokemon League Spoiler: click to toggle Team: - Myo - Shuriken - Coconuts - Skree - Brannigan - Squishy In PC: - Basilisk - Chunk Dead Pile: - Ghast - Ugg - Barbara - Waddle - Raiblu - Iruka - Maoam - Shakey - Derprince - Drakon - Numfar - NickiMinaj - LIAR!!!!!!! - Dobie - Derpking - Lowfat - CookieCrab - Shuckie - Dragoon - Wobble - Fuzzeh -CatChicken - Lacewing - Fruitjuice - Deathstar - Cyril - Bob



Cat	Jul 5 2013, 01:01 PM Post #117
Posts: 7,278 Group: Novices Member #13 Joined: Mar 2, 2013 Country Sweden Sex Female	Great update Murdock! Is still grieving about Bob



Murdock129	Jul 8 2013, 04:40 PM Post #118
Posts: 2,756 Group: Experienced Members Member #224 Joined: Apr 18, 2013 Sex Male Real Name James Cooke Age 24	Spoiler: click to toggle When we left off I was grinding, I did quite a lot of grinding as fighting level 30 Wild Pokemon isn't exactly a quick process and I kept running out of PP DX First Squishy evolved into an awesome Muk (I love Muk, it's so simple yet such a great concept) Then so did Skree, leaving all my Pokemon as evolved as I could make them right now And here's the team moments before I prepared to battle the league, actually somewhat respectable I'd say Well here we go, we've come a long way from New Bark Town, and with only minor needs to reset, finally facing the Johto Elite Four Aka the Weakest Pokemon League in any of the games IIRC Thank you, now let's battle Lorelei was better I have a Starmie and a Mewtwo, I doubt you'll have better psychic types, even if you weren't randomized Makes me wonder... where did Lorelei and Agatha go? And why did Red give up being champion Wow, I'm truly impressed by this league already, my Pokemon tremble in fear of the Nidoran Male How does a Miltank sharpen itself? o.O Ok, admittedly not a bad Pokemon And again, I'll admit, Will's Team is pretty good Ok, a Pinsir? A Pinsir, a Tauros and a Golduck? Did the game take offense to my mocking and give him a good team? I mean I beat them easily but still Why do people in the Pokemon universe talk about not giving up when they're defeated, no one ever does that, look at Team Rocket, they must be in the thousands in terms of losses With the exception of Red, and pretty much every actual player of these games, I do Newsflash, I looked ahead and it only goes downhill from here for you Glad I stocked up on these or else I'd never do this You'd think this was a bug or grass guy rather than a Poison type leaguer, has there ever been a grass type elite four member? Should look that up... Gotta wonder why Koga? Wouldn't Blaine have made more sense? Or Sabrina? Koga's a cool Gym leader, but not the one I'd have picked, that's for sure And by living in the shadows you're in a place where anyone could find you wherever they want, in plain sight and taking on all challengers, you're about as good a ninja as Naruto No, you'll use Confuse Ray on my Pokemon and because they're idiots they'll punch themselves out, and that's the best case scenario for you All annoying status effects your Pokemon probably won't be able to use You're coming at me with a Magby? Well, I feel very threatened O_O Wut? GAME DON'T MAKE SENSE LIKE THAT, IT'S CREEPY! Again, this feels like it makes too much sense, I don't know if he ever had one, but it feels like he should have Possibly my favorite episode of the anime Because that's what a real stealthy ninja uses, a giant **ing snake made out of metal. Giant snakes and stealth don't go together, so they aren't really used by ninjas... looking at you Sasuke you douchebag unlikable traitor, you're a ninja, and Kishimoto's creator's pet Sorry, got caught up ranting about Naruto, it happens Meh, you tried your best with a passable team Against Bruno? The Weakest of any Elite 4 in living memory? I doubt this'll be tough Aaaaaand Lava, for the Fighting type guy (I seriously think this was originally meant to be Blaine) In Red I beat your entire Team with just my Poliwrath, you are not strong Yes, Chuck was more impressive than you were, and he's based on the ultimate in supposed badasses who turn out to be totally lame douchebags, Chuck, I'm an idiot who never actually does anything cool, Norris I need an adult? Bellossom, I am unimpressed, sure it's a third stage evolution, but it's Bellossom, come on And now I'm reminded of those creepy-ass inserts in Pikachu's Vacation, you know, these ones that make me wonder if someone slipped me some LSD Another Pinsir? I mean it makes sense since it's a physically strong Pokemon, but Will already had one Again, this kinda makes sense, you had Onix's before, but still, Aerodactyl's cool but not the best Pokemon out there Ok, he's weak, but I like him because he just shuts up and actually realizes it That I shall And the only legitimately interesting new League Member in this game... I mean, sure she's a bitch, but let's be completely honest, she has a personality (which Will doesn't really) and she's not a Red/Blue character rehashed (Lance, Koga and Bruno) A new type with only five Pokemon at the time this was released, well since they include Umbreon and Houndoom I can see where you're coming from... I was about to say the same thing Machoke looks positively sinister with this sprite, like he's laughing at you, he's not a dark type but comes off kinda dark, still he's not a strong Pokemon so this'll be easy Weezing, another non-dark type whose an effective evil Pokemon And things went downhill very fast, come back when you a Raichu, rat D: DON'T MAKE ME DO IT YOU CRUEL WITCH! DON'T MAKE ME STRIKE A VULPIX! (I hate doing that since playing Mystery Dungeon with Kayla as a Vulpix, I was a Riolu, the ending was real sad, it would top off my handhelds list above Red and Blue if I owned my own copy) I think it's safe to say that is the ultimate anti-climax, and the ultimate LOL moment with regards to Youngster Joey, and Suittata earlier both. Yep mine are Yep yours are Shame I'm randomizing or else I would, GO TEAM SLOWPOKE AND MAGIKARP (Why do I always wanna spell Magikarp with a J?) I am surprisingly unexcited, I mean we all know that the champion is just a warm up for fighting Red in this game This is supposed to be epic with the scenery, but just feels underwhelming next to the battle with this guy in Red and Blue Let's go Batman, I've been waiting for this No, I was waiting for this <.< My sentiments exactly The battle against the Johto Champion, Challenger vs Champion, Diana vs Lance, the Challenger sends out her Weepinbell, and the Champion responds with a...! Tentacool? Underwhelming, in fact, it could only be moreso if it was a Rattata, a Pidgey, a HootHoot, a Sentret or a Zubat Well this is taking forever <.< Ah, a Parasect, not bad at all, and a contender for most disturbing Pokemon ever Growlithe, you know it only takes a Fire Stone to evolve these? I don't have one myself but I'm sure Bulbapedia could tell you how to get one Totodile, not only is all this underwhelming, but now we know what starter Lance had A Hitmonlee? Somehow even a cool strong Pokemon like this seems underwhelming when it should be a Dragonite And finally a Seadra, probably the closest to making sense on Lance's Team but still, easily defeated by a bunch of Grass Type Eggs Who were asleep at the time and let the thing die from a Leech Seed Pokemon Training is a profitable career choice if you're good enough it seems, then again I feel ripped off somehow... No, you just suck Does this have to happen in every game? Can't there be a game where you just get congratulated by the champion without minor characters appearing? Seriously, I think I spoke to this character once, and in that brief moment wanted to smack her <.< Oh god not you again Batman, get us outta here D; Aka you heal my Pokemon here and then add me to your website For a World of Warcraft subscription! Finally in the Pokemon League as Champion Along with my Team Not quite... Edited by Murdock129**, Jul 8 2013, 04:45 PM.



Murdock129	Jul 8 2013, 04:41 PM Post #119
Posts: 2,756 Group: Experienced Members Member #224 Joined: Apr 18, 2013 Sex Male Real Name James Cooke Age 24	Spoiler: click to toggle Team: - Myo - Shuriken - Coconuts - Skree - Brannigan - Squishy In PC: - Basilisk - Chunk Dead Pile: - Ghast - Ugg - Barbara - Waddle - Raiblu - Iruka - Maoam - Shakey - Derprince - Drakon - Numfar - NickiMinaj - LIAR!!!!!!! - Dobie - Derpking - Lowfat - CookieCrab - Shuckie - Dragoon - Wobble - Fuzzeh -CatChicken - Lacewing - Fruitjuice - Deathstar - Cyril - Bob And just because I can: Ermahgerd Derlerks!



OwlParrot	Jul 8 2013, 09:49 PM Post #120
Posts: 1,528 Group: Maintenance Workers Member #428 Joined: Jun 10, 2013 Country United States Sex Male Real Name Kieran Buchanan Age 16	If you use a leafstone as a lime then use it on Coconuts.......... Spoiler: click to toggle Put a lime in the coconut and shake it all around



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