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Weird Animals
Topic Started: Aug 19 2013, 04:34 PM (34,635 Views)
Ignacio
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Looks like a clam? :P
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Tyranachu
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Well, it looks delicious.

Would be nice with a pinch of lemon.
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Furka
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or in some sea fruits based spaghetti recipe.
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Mathius Tyra
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Rat snake is love... Rat snake is life

I feel awkward everytime I see chef in Youtube "chop" and "slice" that "siphon" into pieces.....
Edited by Mathius Tyra, Nov 14 2013, 11:16 AM.
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Stephen
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Hamikins
Nov 14 2013, 08:34 AM
Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

You know what that looks like don't you?

O.o
No, could you please explain? :)
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Jules
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Sexually oblivious Rhino warning xD
Though the best is most definitely the Cimex lectularius. It is an insect which has a curved, dagger-shaped penis. Males jump on the females, and randomly stab them anywhere with it. Most of the sperm is destroyed by the female's health system, which means that they produce enormous amounts of sperm. Proportionally, would we release the same quantities of sperm per ejaculation, we would release 30 litres for each ejaculation.
What is also surprising is that only 30% of these sexual assaults are made on a female. 20% are on other animals and 50% are on another male. But, you'll ask, how do these animals breed ? They have a strategy for it. In case of a homosexual sexual assault, the sperm migrates to the testicles, where it stays with the other male's sperm and will be released at the same time.
Most awesome animal ever.
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Stephen
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Nov 14 2013, 11:52 AM
Sexually oblivious Rhino warning xD
Though the best is most definitely the Cimex lectularius. It is an insect which has a curved, dagger-shaped penis. Males jump on the females, and randomly stab them anywhere with it. Most of the sperm is destroyed by the female's health system, which means that they produce enormous amounts of sperm. Proportionally, would we release the same quantities of sperm per ejaculation, we would release 30 litres for each ejaculation.
What is also surprising is that only 30% of these sexual assaults are made on a female. 20% are on other animals and 50% are on another male. But, you'll ask, how do these animals breed ? They have a strategy for it. In case of a homosexual sexual assault, the sperm migrates to the testicles, where it stays with the other male's sperm and will be released at the same time.
Most awesome animal ever.
Wait, those are bed bugs...whatthehell I am never going to get any. NEVER. I WILL CLEAN MY ROOM DAILY IF NEEDED.
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Ignacio
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I'm lying in my bed right now... great. Thank for that Crook
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Furka
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we don't have bed bugs here, but i think i'll sleep hanging from the roof tonight.
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Jules
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Mihi est imperare orbi universo

Some African species even have a cannon penis and shoot sperm on the females with it.
It is so strong it can pierce their shell and enter their blood system.
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Stephen
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Crookedjaw
Nov 14 2013, 01:25 PM
Some African species even have a cannon penis and shoot sperm on the females with it.
It is so strong it can pierce their shell and enter their blood system.
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
*Can't hear you*
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Lazardi
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The velvet worm is also a weird (and maybe cute) animal too:

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And the horseshoe crab:

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Super Utah Thief
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that is the oddest thing I have ever seen, I don't know if I should call is cute, odd, scary I just can't make up my mind
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Hamikins
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You will respect my authoratah.

I think that velvet worm can be summerised by saying that it's half cute, half scary. (x
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Furka
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who doesn't love horseshoe crabs ?

and velvet worms are nice, surely better than bed bugs in which there's nothing about them that reminds me of ...

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know what, i give up, nature is pervert.
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