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Weird Animals
Topic Started: Aug 19 2013, 04:34 PM (34,634 Views)
Jules
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Mihi est imperare orbi universo

Some lineages even grow secondary vaginas where they get stabbed, linked to the primary one Which means they sometimes have a vagina on the head. These act as targets so the male can stab precisely there, and less sperm is destroyed by the lymphocytes.
Males can also grow secondary vaginas and sometimes the bugs can even be born with it.
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Hamikins
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Sounds like whatever animal your talking about is made up of nothing but penises and vaginas?
Edited by Hamikins, Nov 14 2013, 07:26 PM.
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Jules
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Mihi est imperare orbi universo

Nope, it also sucks your blood when you sleep. And for clarification, here is a pic of a male's genitals.

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Sheather
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Thank you for the set, Azrael!

Damn bedbugs, you're just so freaking horrible in so many ways. D:
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Tyranachu
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Nov 14 2013, 11:52 AM
Sexually oblivious Rhino warning xD
Though the best is most definitely the Cimex lectularius. It is an insect which has a curved, dagger-shaped penis. Males jump on the females, and randomly stab them anywhere with it. Most of the sperm is destroyed by the female's health system, which means that they produce enormous amounts of sperm. Proportionally, would we release the same quantities of sperm per ejaculation, we would release 30 litres for each ejaculation.
What is also surprising is that only 30% of these sexual assaults are made on a female. 20% are on other animals and 50% are on another male. But, you'll ask, how do these animals breed ? They have a strategy for it. In case of a homosexual sexual assault, the sperm migrates to the testicles, where it stays with the other male's sperm and will be released at the same time.
Most awesome animal ever.
...That's so frisky.
Edited by Tyranachu, Nov 15 2013, 10:03 AM.
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Crookedjaw
Nov 15 2013, 02:32 AM
Nope, it also sucks your blood when you sleep. And for clarification, here is a pic of a male's genitals.

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It is actually called traumatic insemination. Really quite horrifying. I'm glad humans don't reproduce like that, I imagine the girl wouldn't enjoy that at all.

Also, in case that isn't horrifying enough, the male rapes the female (bed bugs are actually an exception to this rule, the female is passive during mating, but in most other species the female will actively resist) to preform this gruesome procedure. Not even the Great Marquis de Sade could have though up something like this.
Edited by MarxRaptor, Nov 15 2013, 05:47 PM.
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Rudyn
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An unusual forg from West-African rainforest

hairy frog (Trichobatrachus robustus)
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http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/4179/PreviewComp/SuperStock_4179-13163.jpg
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Stephen
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Crookedjaw
Nov 14 2013, 07:22 PM
Some lineages even grow secondary vaginas where they get stabbed, linked to the primary one Which means they sometimes have a vagina on the head. These act as targets so the male can stab precisely there, and less sperm is destroyed by the lymphocytes.
Males can also grow secondary vaginas and sometimes the bugs can even be born with it.
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

@Marx: I think the girl wouldn't like it at all. I mean, they stab them with their penis...so hard it can get through their shells. I'm pretty sure that's not very...amusing.

And that frog is awesome! It has...hair?
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Lazardi
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That hairy frog is really weird. (with those moss-like "hair") xD
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Rudyn
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Not real fur:
(from wikipedia)
Breeding males also develop – somewhat hair-like – dermal papillae that extend along the flanks and thighs. These contain arteries and are thought to increase the surface for the purpose of absorbing oxygen (comparably to external gills of the aquatic stage), which is useful as the male stays with his eggs for an extended period of time after they have been laid in the water by the female.

this frog has got one more unusual thing:
Retractable claws

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When the frog is grabbed or attacked the frog broke their toe bones, which tears through the skin. This behavior is unique in the animal world, and scientists have not yet figured out.
Edited by Rudyn, Nov 15 2013, 06:51 PM.
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Ignacio
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Not exactly weird, but make sure you never upset a crow

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Once, my cat stole and ate a magpie hatchling from the nest. The parents didn't let her go outside for a few days. The moment she was outside, they would drop their actions and relentlessly attack her. Not sure how did they sustain themselves, considering they spent almost a week sitting on the chestnut tree in our yard and camping for the cat.
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Mathius Tyra
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Rat snake is love... Rat snake is life

Nothing is scarier than the heart-broken parents. A pair of starlings living near my house just lost their chicks to squirrel and they has been very grumpy for a few day after that. Around that day, they attacked some passing doves and sparrows who didn't even involve in their chicks's death.
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Hamikins
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Bird power! They are emphatic creatures.

And, what.......................is this?

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Is it ............. real?
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Sheather
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Thank you for the set, Azrael!

Ah, the ubiquitous blobfish. It is indeed real and very, very weird.
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