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What annoys you about paleontology?; Rant on about moronic theories, complaints, or just animals that annoy you.
Topic Started: Sep 28 2013, 05:04 PM (256,352 Views)
CyborgIguana
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Not just Protoceratops, all ceratopsians were omnivores! See, you're learning new things every day after all! xD
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BossAggron
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Ceratopsian Revolution

someone make a Book about all the Updates to Ceratopsians, and title it this.
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CyborgIguana
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The fact that the dinosaur exhibits of natural history museums are always swarming with little kids! Is it so much to ask for me to be able to look at fossils without having to listen to the unending squealing of small children??
Edited by CyborgIguana, Jul 16 2014, 08:20 PM.
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Mathius Tyra
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Rat snake is love... Rat snake is life

Black Hawk
Jul 16 2014, 05:59 PM
This is just...I don't even want to know. oh did you know that this stuff comes here animated on tv in egypt!!??? and you say books were terrible...

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So a 10 metres long, croc-faced fish eater is actually a horse-sized, donkey-faced mini kaiju with horn?

Congrats, creationist! You just did an impressive work, really! I say it from my whole heart.
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CyborgIguana
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They clearly don't give a s**t about anatomical accuracy whatsoever! Not a single one of the drawings from that book so far is accurate! Literally all the dinosaurs are screwed up in some way or another, and that's a pretty impressive accomplishment in itself. They should get some kind of award for that. xD
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Nomis
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This guys book must have made the dinosaurs go extinct. He had probably teleported it to the past somehow and the dinosaurs died of the ugliness. That means the argentinosaurus guy from Wikipedia probably wrote this, the one who said nostrils on the head. IT IS A PARADOX,

(Note: this is just a joke and not spam)
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CyborgIguana
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Seriously Nomis, where the heck did you find out about this book?? xD
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stargatedalek
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I'm not slow! That's just my moe!

CyborgIguana
Jul 16 2014, 06:24 PM
I think St. George is just putting that Baryonyx out of its misery because it's so hideous. xD
but its crying... :'(
hes such a horrible man...
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CyborgIguana
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It's only crying because it knows how hideous it is and is begging him to put it out of its misery. xD
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trisdino
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That may just be one of the weirdest reconstruction mistakes ive ever seen. Not because of how small it is, or how ugly it is, but because of HOW they got it wrong. We have always known how baryonyx looked, ever since we first discovered it, and it has always been well known as a large, crocodile faced, fish eater. Yet somehow, they completely missed every single well known trait, I mean look at the claws, they are tiny, even though they have the name translation saying "heavy claw", and why is there a nose hor- oh my god... Did they pull a waterhouse? Did they honestly take the claw and put it on its head? I mean, that is what it looks like. The horn on the head is shaped like a claw, and about the same size as the large claw, relative to the hands... I do not even... HOW is it possible to be so stupid?

That is a silly question, I know the answer, but god damnit...
Edited by trisdino, Jul 17 2014, 07:30 AM.
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stargatedalek
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I'm not slow! That's just my moe!

I just noticed that the time travelers are on most pages xD
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trisdino
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Hey, guys, if you want to continue discussing the creationist books, please go here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/The_Round_Table/topic/10413989/1/#new

Edited by trisdino, Jul 17 2014, 08:05 AM.
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Nomis
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CyborgIguana
Jul 16 2014, 09:31 PM
Seriously Nomis, where the heck did you find out about this book?? xD
The internet. OH OH and being scarred for life after reading this book in my cousins house.
Anyways, I also found this BS on the internet. Really people still deny fact.
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trisdino
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You do know that that was a picture from tetrapod zoology, concerning mokele-membe?
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stargatedalek
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I'm not slow! That's just my moe!

I didn't, I find such claims of sightings entirely ludicrous
Edited by stargatedalek, Jul 17 2014, 09:17 AM.
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