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What annoys you about paleontology?; Rant on about moronic theories, complaints, or just animals that annoy you.
Topic Started: Sep 28 2013, 05:04 PM (256,453 Views)
MarxRaptor
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Actually, Peters inane reconstructions aren't that bad compared to his beliefs about reptile evolution. He actually think pterosaurs were lizards & not archosaurs.
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CyborgIguana
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Right, just like I'm an ungulate and not a primate.
Edited by CyborgIguana, Nov 10 2013, 05:27 PM.
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MarxRaptor
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This perfectly sums up Peters's beliefs. Just read the second paragraph. Unfortunately Wikipedia has certain article standards so they were unable to use the appropriate mockery when addressing Peters's "theories". The best part is that Peters just uses photoshop to find things that don't exist on fossils & then proceeds to disregard whatever scientific research says otherwise. He then goes onto claim that those who have actually studied the fossils & disagree with his conclusions are just trying to censor him.

Another one of his favorite claims is that anyone who makes a reconstruction based off his drawings is "lampooning" him. Take a look at the longisquama below. (Keep in mind his "theories" basically revolve around longisquama, which he claims as the ancestor of pterosaurs.)

Posted ImageThe skeletal thing on the left is Peters, the one on the right is from those who would "lampoon" him.
Edited by MarxRaptor, Nov 10 2013, 06:11 PM.
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Jules
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Mihi est imperare orbi universo

I mean...
How does that thing exist ?
I don't know what he's smoking, but he could surely make more money selling it than playing with Photoshop to imagine fossils.
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CyborgIguana
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*David Peters walks out his front door to see a horde of angry pterosaurs standing there*
Peters: Hey, what gives? You guys don't look like alien dragon mutants at all!
Dimorphodon: Get him!
*Pterosaurs peck him to death*
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caviar
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http://creationsciencestudy.wordpress.com/2012/09/02/jurassic-park-the-devils-vote-for-evolution/

^This

"Evolution is a Fairytale", what the hell?
Edited by caviar, Nov 10 2013, 06:48 PM.
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Jules
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Mihi est imperare orbi universo

Glad to see there're accepting religious guys as well.
The worst is, he doesn't even know what he's speaking about. The simple fact he says "Brontosaurus" tells how much he knows about paleontology.
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caviar
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guys this is even worse

http://creationsciencestudy.wordpress.com/2013/06/20/evolution-it-is-the-stupidest-idea-ever/

seriously this site must be a joke.
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Jules
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Mihi est imperare orbi universo

>_<
I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
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Terrena Laxamentum
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There is always something going on...

*Looks at Peters's reconstructions*
*half of my brain cells die*
*does dare to click the links*
Spoiler: click to toggle


This is pathetic.... -.-
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CyborgIguana
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You see, even Patrick himself knows that Dave Peters' theories are rubbish!

Also, to avoid clogging up this topic we should probably start a separate "what annoys you about creationism" topic.
Edited by CyborgIguana, Nov 10 2013, 07:53 PM.
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caviar
Nov 10 2013, 06:47 PM
The first line basically sets the scene for the whole article.

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Jurassic Park is an unholy abomination, from a perverted film making Jew, that is an offense to Truthful Christians and advocates evolution to brainwash the public and kids in the Sunday School classrooms.


Yet he goes on to complain that evolution would mean racism isn't evil in the next article.

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When we look back in history, we see how evolution was used to inspire Hitler and Marx for their communistic agenda.
Hitler was a extreme anti-communist. >_<

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I must also point out that Sam Neil’s character enjoys groping two young kids in the film, and that is probably what members of the Catholic Church enjoy.
Antisemitism & anti-Catholic bigotry! This is a goldmine if bigotry!

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However, I did enjoy the one scene where the blood sucking lawyer was eaten by the T.rex in the film when he was sitting on the toilet. I imagined him as a member of the Anti Christian Lawyer’s Union receiving punishment from God for denying Christian Rights in America. Truthful Christian Pat Robertson would have agreed with this!
I'm pretty sure the Bible said "love thy enemy". I personally disagree with this, but if you are going to be a Christian then at least follow the Holy Bible. Also, I think even Robertson would be offended at having his name mentioned here.

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Spielberg, being the greedy secular Jew he is, made billions and billions of dollars from the ticket purchases of the customers so that he could use this money for making deals with Saudi Arabia to purchase foreign oil.
Coming from a guy who compares atheism & evolution to Nazism.

I think I'm going to have to invoke Poe's law on this one. I can't tell if this one is a parody or the real thing.
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Sheather
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Thank you for the set, Azrael!

CyborgIguana
Nov 10 2013, 07:51 PM
You see, even Patrick himself knows that Dave Peters' theories are rubbish!

Also, to avoid clogging up this topic we should probably start a separate "what annoys you about creationism" topic.
I think that would be a very poor idea, as we try to refrain from controversial debates here - and an entire topic complaining about a certain belief system could easily become a bit controversial. :P
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MarxRaptor
Nov 10 2013, 08:57 PM
caviar
Nov 10 2013, 06:47 PM
The first line basically sets the scene for the whole article.

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Jurassic Park is an unholy abomination, from a perverted film making Jew, that is an offense to Truthful Christians and advocates evolution to brainwash the public and kids in the Sunday School classrooms.


Yet he goes on to complain that evolution would mean racism isn't evil in the next article.

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When we look back in history, we see how evolution was used to inspire Hitler and Marx for their communistic agenda.
Hitler was a extreme anti-communist. >_<

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I must also point out that Sam Neil’s character enjoys groping two young kids in the film, and that is probably what members of the Catholic Church enjoy.
Antisemitism & anti-Catholic bigotry! This is a goldmine if bigotry!

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However, I did enjoy the one scene where the blood sucking lawyer was eaten by the T.rex in the film when he was sitting on the toilet. I imagined him as a member of the Anti Christian Lawyer’s Union receiving punishment from God for denying Christian Rights in America. Truthful Christian Pat Robertson would have agreed with this!
I'm pretty sure the Bible said "love thy enemy". I personally disagree with this, but if you are going to be a Christian then at least follow the Holy Bible. Also, I think even Robertson would be offended at having his name mentioned here.

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Spielberg, being the greedy secular Jew he is, made billions and billions of dollars from the ticket purchases of the customers so that he could use this money for making deals with Saudi Arabia to purchase foreign oil.
Coming from a guy who compares atheism & evolution to Nazism.

I think I'm going to have to invoke Poe's law on this one. I can't tell if this one is a parody or the real thing.
This idiot seriously needs to be beaten up. Badly at that.
Edited by CyborgIguana, Nov 10 2013, 10:09 PM.
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MarxRaptor
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CyborgIguana
Nov 10 2013, 10:08 PM
MarxRaptor
Nov 10 2013, 08:57 PM
caviar
Nov 10 2013, 06:47 PM
The first line basically sets the scene for the whole article.

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Jurassic Park is an unholy abomination, from a perverted film making Jew, that is an offense to Truthful Christians and advocates evolution to brainwash the public and kids in the Sunday School classrooms.


Yet he goes on to complain that evolution would mean racism isn't evil in the next article.

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When we look back in history, we see how evolution was used to inspire Hitler and Marx for their communistic agenda.
Hitler was a extreme anti-communist. >_<

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I must also point out that Sam Neil’s character enjoys groping two young kids in the film, and that is probably what members of the Catholic Church enjoy.
Antisemitism & anti-Catholic bigotry! This is a goldmine if bigotry!

Quote:
 
However, I did enjoy the one scene where the blood sucking lawyer was eaten by the T.rex in the film when he was sitting on the toilet. I imagined him as a member of the Anti Christian Lawyer’s Union receiving punishment from God for denying Christian Rights in America. Truthful Christian Pat Robertson would have agreed with this!
I'm pretty sure the Bible said "love thy enemy". I personally disagree with this, but if you are going to be a Christian then at least follow the Holy Bible. Also, I think even Robertson would be offended at having his name mentioned here.

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Spielberg, being the greedy secular Jew he is, made billions and billions of dollars from the ticket purchases of the customers so that he could use this money for making deals with Saudi Arabia to purchase foreign oil.
Coming from a guy who compares atheism & evolution to Nazism.

I think I'm going to have to invoke Poe's law on this one. I can't tell if this one is a parody or the real thing.
This idiot seriously needs to be beaten up. Badly at that.
I second this! :D Although in all likelihood this is probably a parody. I would like to think no one is that stupid.
Edited by MarxRaptor, Nov 10 2013, 10:32 PM.
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