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What annoys you about paleontology?; Rant on about moronic theories, complaints, or just animals that annoy you.
Topic Started: Sep 28 2013, 05:04 PM (256,452 Views)
CyborgIguana
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MarxRaptor
Nov 10 2013, 10:29 PM
CyborgIguana
Nov 10 2013, 10:08 PM
MarxRaptor
Nov 10 2013, 08:57 PM
caviar
Nov 10 2013, 06:47 PM
The first line basically sets the scene for the whole article.

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Jurassic Park is an unholy abomination, from a perverted film making Jew, that is an offense to Truthful Christians and advocates evolution to brainwash the public and kids in the Sunday School classrooms.


Yet he goes on to complain that evolution would mean racism isn't evil in the next article.

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When we look back in history, we see how evolution was used to inspire Hitler and Marx for their communistic agenda.
Hitler was a extreme anti-communist. >_<

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I must also point out that Sam Neil’s character enjoys groping two young kids in the film, and that is probably what members of the Catholic Church enjoy.
Antisemitism & anti-Catholic bigotry! This is a goldmine if bigotry!

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However, I did enjoy the one scene where the blood sucking lawyer was eaten by the T.rex in the film when he was sitting on the toilet. I imagined him as a member of the Anti Christian Lawyer’s Union receiving punishment from God for denying Christian Rights in America. Truthful Christian Pat Robertson would have agreed with this!
I'm pretty sure the Bible said "love thy enemy". I personally disagree with this, but if you are going to be a Christian then at least follow the Holy Bible. Also, I think even Robertson would be offended at having his name mentioned here.

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Spielberg, being the greedy secular Jew he is, made billions and billions of dollars from the ticket purchases of the customers so that he could use this money for making deals with Saudi Arabia to purchase foreign oil.
Coming from a guy who compares atheism & evolution to Nazism.

I think I'm going to have to invoke Poe's law on this one. I can't tell if this one is a parody or the real thing.
This idiot seriously needs to be beaten up. Badly at that.
I second this! :D Although in all likelihood this is probably a parody. I would like to think no one is that stupid.
We'd all like to think that. But sadly the internet is no place for wishful thinking. There are indeed some pretty incredible boneheads out there.
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Megaraptorking
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I stand in the shadows waiting for you to return me to the light.

I third that notion,

Those two or three people, I guess, sound like these jerks that are super over the line idiotic and maniacal, over creationist people I had seen one time where they were booing troops who were coming home and said that they should have died for their lord. Psssst... I ain't dying only for a god, I am only dying for my girls, me, and my own agendas.

But anyways yes those people sound like complete idiots even by normal creationist, Paganism, whatever-ism, humanism, and other isms there religious types. I mean really, if god created everything then why can't you have both creationism and evolution in the same type system, all my friends who are loyal Christians and stuff say well maybe whoever created things for life in seven days and over the millions of years he did something to enhance evolution along. Because no matter what I will never stop until I start cursing them out, so they agreed to say that which I can say the least is alright.

But yeah these people are not even close to doing anything related to science. I mean really never use terms idiotic such as what they used nor compare things that would make your cause look ten times better. I mean even those sites would be biased I mean really, a blog is not good or credible, plus their overly biased meaning their just a bunch of BS made to make evolution look bad. If they were to not be overly biased and seem sensible one can consider that okay to say the most.

Am I right guys, and possible girls of the Round table here reading this?
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Captain Phasma
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Gosh… us Christians really need a slap in the face. Honestly, evolution can't be proved or replicated, but this i taking it way to far. Instead of criticizing movies, let's actually go out there and make a difference in people's lives, shall we? >_< >_<
Edited by Captain Phasma, Nov 11 2013, 08:13 PM.
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Fluffs
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Pull my finger!

I'm Christian and I think the concept of Young Earth Creationism is frankly, silly.
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Nov 11 2013, 08:18 PM
I'm Christian and I think the concept of Young Earth Creationism is frankly, silly.
Most Christians do.
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CyborgIguana
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Nov 11 2013, 08:13 PM
Gosh… us Christians really need a slap in the face. Honestly, evolution can't be proved or replicated, but this i taking it way to far. Instead of criticizing movies, let's actually go out there and make a difference in people's lives, shall we? >_< >_<
Actually it HAS been proven and replicated many times, but I think I understand your basic point.
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CyborgIguana
Nov 10 2013, 10:38 PM
MarxRaptor
Nov 10 2013, 10:29 PM
CyborgIguana
Nov 10 2013, 10:08 PM
MarxRaptor
Nov 10 2013, 08:57 PM
caviar
Nov 10 2013, 06:47 PM
The first line basically sets the scene for the whole article.

Quote:
 
Jurassic Park is an unholy abomination, from a perverted film making Jew, that is an offense to Truthful Christians and advocates evolution to brainwash the public and kids in the Sunday School classrooms.


Yet he goes on to complain that evolution would mean racism isn't evil in the next article.

Quote:
 
When we look back in history, we see how evolution was used to inspire Hitler and Marx for their communistic agenda.
Hitler was a extreme anti-communist. >_<

Quote:
 
I must also point out that Sam Neil’s character enjoys groping two young kids in the film, and that is probably what members of the Catholic Church enjoy.
Antisemitism & anti-Catholic bigotry! This is a goldmine if bigotry!

Quote:
 
However, I did enjoy the one scene where the blood sucking lawyer was eaten by the T.rex in the film when he was sitting on the toilet. I imagined him as a member of the Anti Christian Lawyer’s Union receiving punishment from God for denying Christian Rights in America. Truthful Christian Pat Robertson would have agreed with this!
I'm pretty sure the Bible said "love thy enemy". I personally disagree with this, but if you are going to be a Christian then at least follow the Holy Bible. Also, I think even Robertson would be offended at having his name mentioned here.

Quote:
 
Spielberg, being the greedy secular Jew he is, made billions and billions of dollars from the ticket purchases of the customers so that he could use this money for making deals with Saudi Arabia to purchase foreign oil.
Coming from a guy who compares atheism & evolution to Nazism.

I think I'm going to have to invoke Poe's law on this one. I can't tell if this one is a parody or the real thing.
This idiot seriously needs to be beaten up. Badly at that.
I second this! :D Although in all likelihood this is probably a parody. I would like to think no one is that stupid.
We'd all like to think that. But sadly the internet is no place for wishful thinking. There are indeed some pretty incredible boneheads out there.
I'm Jewish, and now I despise creationists.
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Similis
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Nov 11 2013, 08:13 PM
Gosh… us Christians really need a slap in the face. Honestly, evolution can't be proved or replicated, but this i taking it way to far. Instead of criticizing movies, let's actually go out there and make a difference in people's lives, shall we? >_< >_<
I'm not comfortable saying that, but you sould a lot as if you were repeating what someone taught you to repeat. Like a lithany "Evolution can't be proved, evolution can't be replicated, evolution is wrong, creationism is right, I don't listen to you ungodly fools nanana" :P

But the difference in people's lives seem like a nice goal. Unusual. ._.
Edited by Similis, Nov 12 2013, 12:28 AM.
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Ignacio
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Plus we already told you that evolution CAN be proved and we even showed you proofs of it... you just decided to not read them, ignore them and keep believing whatever you want instead of facing reality.

But yeah, help people that's nice. Just stop talking about things you know nothing off (and apparently you refuse to learn about) :)
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Tyranachu
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Perfectly rational creationism stuff



Okay, back on topic.

I am very annoyed by how every article about a newly discovered dinosaur somehow manages to squeeze T. rex in there.

Like for example, "(Insert new ornithopod here), which was a dinosaur like T. rex..."

Seriously, it's freakin' annoying. :I
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Similis
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"Which was a dinosaur like famous Tyrannosaurus rex"
"Which was a theropod like famous Tyrannosaurus rex"
"Which lived at the same time/continent as the famous Tyrannosaurus rex"
"Which lived before famous Tyrannosaurus rex"

and so on... Yeah.

Thanks to the new abelisaurid:
"Which was about the same size as the famous Tyrannosaurus rex"
Edited by Similis, Nov 13 2013, 04:32 PM.
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Tyrannocanthosaurus
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Banned for being rude.

And sometimes Apatosaurus. (Of course calling it Brontosaurus)
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that's because it's among the 4 dinosaurs most people know well (the other three being Triceratops, Stegosaurus and "Brontosaurus"), so it's the easiest pick when you want to make a comparison that "normal" people can understand too.
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Tyranachu
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I'm just waiting for

"Which was an animal like the famous T. rex"
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Mathius Tyra
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Well, comparing with T. rex is much more understandable for normal people(not paleofan).

It would be very confusing for people if it's something like "Which is a big as a Saurophaganax." xD
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