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Best paleontology fails
Topic Started: Jan 11 2014, 01:18 PM (42,481 Views)
CyborgIguana
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My favourite by far is "humans evolved from rocks". People this deranged can't exist naturally.

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This one comes in at a close second place. I'll be laughing at this guy's grave someday.
Edited by CyborgIguana, Jan 12 2014, 04:39 PM.
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Swimming Spaghetti Monster
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WTF is this.
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CyborgIguana
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He says he hasn't drawn a dinosaur in years. I can tell! xD
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Similis
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There are times when I consider JP to be more accurate than some people's fantasy about dinosaurs. Cringeworthy.
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CyborgIguana
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What I find hilarious about those who say paleontology is a hoax is that they are apparently unaware of the fact that many of the people they spew their BS onto (myself included) have actually gone out and COLLECTED fossils themselves. No, my fossil coral wasn't faked out of plaster in some secret government laboratory, it was FOUND by yours truly on the face of a rocky cliff near my house!
Edited by CyborgIguana, Jan 12 2014, 05:14 PM.
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Jules
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Mihi est imperare orbi universo

I questioned the guy on the Velociraptor's lack of feathers xD
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CyborgIguana
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That's not all, it's quadrupedal and its overall build is more canine than archosaur.
Edited by CyborgIguana, Jan 12 2014, 05:25 PM.
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http://comments.deviantart.com/1/423871377/3334854012
My new favourite fanboy discussion.
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Stan The Man
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This kid right here...

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This kid is utterly the most adorable thing I've ever seen.
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Furka
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please, somebody tells this kid to marry a Spino if it's so lovely ...
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CyborgIguana
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I agree that Spino is awesome...but not for the absolutely stupid reasons that kid's listed.
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SynchroLight
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No.107 銀河眼の時空竜

CyborgIguana
Jan 12 2014, 07:16 PM
I agree that Spino is awesome
http://touhoupoorcutekids.deviantart.com/#/art/The-Joke-Featherhead-Spinosaur-426544940?hf=1

Enjoy the most awesome rendition of Spinosaurus ever seen :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8HKr9sG5kQ
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Quite possibly 90-95% of the comments on this video, and other clips from PD, pretty much belong here, I'll let you guys sift through them at your leisure.
I take no responsibility for any sudden deaths via heart attack these comments may cause viewers.
Edited by SynchroLight, Jan 12 2014, 07:45 PM.
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DinoBear
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Pretty much any discussions about the ever popular T.rex vs. Spinosaurus thing are just fail-filled masterpieces. Even the one on Carnivora wasn't safe from the fails.

For an actual fail in paleontology, there's the whole wastebin taxon thing with Megalosaurus
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Jules
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Mihi est imperare orbi universo

I think we should all buy a cliff together and do a mass suicide.
The world isn't worthy of our presence.
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CyborgIguana
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It's really just sad how much time these people waste debating who would win in a fight between two dinosaurs that never even met each other. Pure childishness.
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